fobbiness

n. the quality of being a FoB (Fresh off the Boat Asian immigrant) Usually characterized by wearing UNIQLO or Hang Ten brands, drinking pearl milk tea, and listening to Asian pop music on an MP3 player with mostly pirated songs. The adjective form is "fobby." The fobbier someone is, the worse their English is. Once someone has been in the US long enough to speak English, they're no longer "fresh" and they become stale FoBs.

An aura of fobbiness exuded around the Cal exchange students singing Carrie Underwood's Before He Cheats in their broken English, and I couldn't help but laugh.

by kiwigummy April 28, 2011

frobbin problem

When one loves bad bitches so much on public FM radio that one has a fucking problem.

"Yeah, I like to fuck. That's a frobbin problem."

by P-Jones October 28, 2013

Fobbish

One who resembles Hojin. Saying phrases without words such as "am, and, the"; the state of being fresh off the boat

"I Hojin, you dead!"

by Chris Chang October 29, 2003

fobing

describes something that is fob

Look at that fobing n00b!

by Nwizard2 September 28, 2007

flobbing

When you try to take a sip from a straw, but you do not look at it so your mouth searches for it and you look fuckin retarded. ( A term created by ma bae Adam Lambert, where my fanbase at???!)

,, See the girl over there, what is she doing with her mouth open like that?"
,, She's flobbing."
,, Or she just retarded"

by fffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuu April 30, 2017

fabbing

The female version of fapping. Generally used to denote mastubatory sessions that fall outside of the female stereotype (soft music, candles, warm bath, etc.)

So I watched 'Enemy at the Gates' yesterday, and I was TOTALLY fabbing off to Jude Law.

by Tortilla Factory May 13, 2005

foblin

Fish and goblin combined

Victoria is a foblin

by Foblin June 10, 2016