Flying Dutchman's Chair

The act of banging a chick while taking a shit. As in that terrible Norwegian movie "Dead Cold." This can be done with the women in the front cowgirl position or the rear cowgirl position. Or you can use your imagination to combine all the other sick depraved shit on this sight.

Hey dude my girlfriend is such a whore she totally gave me the Flying Dutchman's Chair...

by Charles SpiceyWeiner March 28, 2011

The Flying Dutchman (high times definition)

from the book of senses.

When a person that nobody wants to see shows up out of nowhere when these people hangout,he/she is called the flyinf dutchman.the flying dutchman also has the ability to ruin any plan made.

Amir:"yo so whats the deal,are we going or no?"

Nik:"no The Flying Dutchman (high times definition) ruined the plan"

by Nik Armi February 4, 2010

Double Reverse 69 Red-Rocket Double Flying Dutchman-Ghostrider

when you perform this you will have reached the highest echelon of the sexual pantheon

Logan: Dude Brad just offered me a Double Reverse 69 Red-Rocket Double Flying Dutchman-Ghostrider and i really had to think about it...

Ryan: Holy shit I woulda said yes...

by dirttymike69 June 6, 2011

Flying Dutchman

When you give someone a handjob and use their poop as a lube

Tommy: Bro I was at becky’s last night and she gave me a Flying Dutchman

by threebysix October 1, 2022

Flying Dutchman

A double Dutch rudder involving 5+men a female in the center that acts as a conductor of a symphony keeping it synced

Me and the boys from oc are gonna get a flying Dutchman going ,wanna join?

by Cherry pop-inz September 12, 2017

Flying Dutchman

When a joint which is almost finished is put reversed between the lips by the giver and exhales deeply trough his hand into the mouth of the taker of the Flying Dutchman. This makes the taker feel like the Flying Dutchman.

Do you want a Flying Dutchman bruv?
Flying Dutchman?
Show him the Flying the Dutchman!

by Mikkel613 April 17, 2018

Flying Dutchman

When you and the boys find a rope swing on the side of the lake but you gotta take a fat shit so you wait until the swing reaches its climax to let it out

Yo watch out I’m about to hit a Flying Dutchman

by The little dingler man August 31, 2025