Floorganization

Where everything in the bedroom is thrown on to the floor, therefore things are found easier.

"I found what I was looking for on my floordrobe, I've got such good floorganization.

by floorganized July 12, 2009

Floormat

Technical diagram and area blueprint of a room's layout, commonly a convention or meeting hall, convention room, business office, etc.

I am awaiting the room's floormat so as to ascertain it's logistical requirements.

by TheTruthSpeaksAgain December 11, 2011

floorcake

Cake that has been on the floor, but its ok, because its cake.

"Omg somebody left me some floor cake! #FLOORCAKE FTW!

by tgriley April 14, 2014

floorsafe

A safe in the floor.

Time to open my floorsafe to hide my money.

by Hsoj the meany May 18, 2021

open the floodgates

Verb-To bring forth an epic revolution of social justice and freedom of culture.

MAN: God, society is in hell, the impious rule the streets and devils rule the heavens1

GOD: Stand back, for I shall open the floodgates

by Waters-Serenade December 6, 2010

floorgasm

The act of reaching the climax of sexual intercourse while in a non-elevated position; having an aforementioned climax on the floor or ground as opposed to a raised surface.

The couple rolled off of the bed and experienced multiple floorgasms.

by lokoike October 25, 2006

Floorgasm

Orgasm (metaphoric) on the (dance)floor. The supremely satisfactory feeling one receives from finally getting that damn throwaway oversway, contracheck, fallaway-slip pivot-developpe amalgamation, or other complex, expensive, time-consuming, and difficult dance maneuver/step/amalgamation/etc. that causes much sweating and crying and swearing at partner.

A giddy rush of pleasure a follow (usually female) receives when led through anything "above their level" by an accomplished and kick-ass lead (usually a male) before they have enough time to worry about head-weight, shoulders, foot-tracking, hoo-haa lifting or boob-stickin'.

What Jack Johnson is capable of giving any woman he dances with.

What one has when watching an awesome dancesport performance.

Dancesport coach: Today we're going to learn a dip that looks as though your spine has been bent like a twizzler.

Lead: *drops partner on her big fat ass*

Jack Johnson: Let me do it,

Follow: teehee- *floorgasm*

Jack: *endearingly arrogant smirk*
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Ballroom addict 1: Say, did you watch that PBS America's Ballroom Challenge?

Obsessed Ballroom Addict: OMG did you SEE Ben and Shalene? *Floorgasm!*

Ballroom Addict 1: Dude... wipe your chin...

Ben: Yeah, and stop stalkin' me!

Shalene: TZAH! *delivers tango-face beatdown with a Supadance to the face*

by Tzah September 23, 2007