floods

1.TIGHT pants that are to high to be shorts but to low to be long pants.

2. a virus from the Xbox game HALO 2that kicks your ass unless you have a shotgun.
1. WHOA.....look at his floods, there higher than a stoner and tighter than a 12 years old
by CANADA PRIDE January 13, 2005
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Flood

A person who suffers from serious halitosis, has their own pot of Jew gold, and has the physical deformity of looking like every ugly celebrity and being skinny and fat at the same time with gangly arms and shit nipples. A flood loves to clean, lead scouts through the woods, and fuck witches.
I'd rather be a paki than a Flood
by Erleigh road February 19, 2008
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The Flood

a green creature that is in the halo serious in the first halo they were given nick names like keligion, pimples, and walking zits.
by Anthony Quintero-Castañeda March 07, 2005
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The Flood

Term used to describe the phenomenon that when a sports team does extremely bad the fans flood out of the stadium to go home in anger.
Dad: "oh great Florida just got scored on again, common son were going home."

Son: "But dad I don't want to wait in The Flood."
by kronkasaurus rex November 15, 2012
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Flooding

The action of licking any overflowed semen off the surface after anal intercourse.
This girl was so freaky last night she made me start flooding her.
by NicholsonIan March 29, 2014
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flooded

To be so wasted ar full of alcohal that you vomit it all up in one spew. the worst kind of drunk.
That guy was so flooded he puked a bottle of gin.
by Stubbs11 February 21, 2009
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flooded

Dude I'm so flooded!
by Bleu92 January 07, 2011
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