flomhead

Someone who acts foolishly or is just a total idiot.

Look at that flomhead!

by SM17oz July 6, 2007

Flomber

To be in a sexual position where one person is standing and the other is upside down being held by their ankles by the aforementioned participant.

"Dude, I totally saw Charlie and Fiona having a flomber behind the bikeshed earlier"

"Brian, do you want to go swimming today?"
"No sorry, I'm going for a flomber"

by Commune Bandits April 21, 2010

flompitate

To squirm about and fidget.
Other forms: flompitatious, flompitated, flompitates, flompitating

The mental patient had a sudden urge to flompitate upon being released from his straitjacket, so excited was he to be able to have a full range of motion once more.

by the randy disher project December 17, 2010

floofatude

A noun that identifies the fluffiness of an object such as a dog, cat, blanket, etc.

"How fluffy was that cat?"
"It had reached maximum floofatude!"

by Floof.expert December 13, 2016

flofoffle

1 male plays with his foreskin and uses his other hand to play with another man's penis while a girl uses 2 fingers on each hand to finger bang both the males anus

Howdy boss,what happened when you took that girl home from the club last night.
It was insane! her boyfriend followed us to my house and we ended up doing a flofoffle.

by positive.positions03 June 4, 2021

floflopugh

Really cool mutual that we all love on tiktok! If u hate them you just need to stfu they are the best <33

floflopugh- omg I'm cool
Us - yes ofc u are!!!

by bestmutual August 11, 2021

Flom potato

Meaning a fat and lazy person

“Do you see her over there on the sofa with the chocolate? She’s a flom potato!”

by 87bin December 22, 2021