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Love Flob

A rather crude, yet amusing term for spunk, love juice or jizz. The gloopy substance produced during ejaculation.
'Dude, watch you don't get your love flob on the carpet'.

Or perhaps...

My 'love flob' was exceedingly projectile today.
by PJ:D April 26, 2009
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flob out

Like slob out, only floppier
I did nothing all day but flob out.
by elviraX January 19, 2013
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flib flob

A person who speaks unintelligibly, moves in zigzagging motions, frequently cannot hear what people are saying (prompting the question, "What?"), and/or has a propensity for stabbing people's sides.
Muhammad Dhanani is such a flib flob; he doesn't know how to walk linearly and always runs into poles or other people.
by markoboo118 December 4, 2019
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Mash Flob

Mash Flob, noun.: A slang term coined over the Valentine's Day and Mardi Gras weekend in 2010 by the PlayStation Home community for a "flash mob," via a play on spelling/pronounciation.
Avatar 1: "Hey! Have you heard that there's going to be a mash flob in the Mall around 2pm?"

Avatar 2: "Yeah! We're all going to dress up in green and wear Mardi Gras masks, dance around the Home logo in front of the waterfall and do the Hero pose."

Avatar 1: "This is going to be EPIC AWESOME! See you there!"
by GlassWalls March 5, 2010
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Flob

She was a flob pf herself
by Jackdaw147 October 15, 2018
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flob

flop is flop but for mexicans
HELPPPP that song is such a flob

SHES SUCH A FLOB
by MiIIie Bobby Brown May 21, 2021
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Flobbing For Apples

The sexual act of farting out pellets while a female very sloppily eats your ass while blindfolded
I didnt really have to go, but she went flobbing for apples and was able to find herself a light snack
by Buckback Nasty January 10, 2019
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