to flotch

to aimlessly switch channels on TV, usually late at night, when you have nothing better to do but don't feel like going to bed yet.

Wife comes homes, husband is sitting in front of the TV. She asks: "Hey honey, what are you watching?"
Husband answers: "Nothing, I'm just flotching."

When ads interrupt my show I can't help but to start flotching.

I don't really watch TV, but I like to flotch.

by Fat Dobby August 24, 2015

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Flachop

Fla-Chop: The onomatopoeic word/noise for one's penis makes when hitting bare flesh/skin. Quite often associated with Dick Slap, Teabag or Smurf.

Note: Penis may have to be hard to produce a satisfying sound!

Guy lifts penis and drops it on to females face "FLACHOP"

by Defibs January 1, 2011

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flouchie

A loose, or floppy vagina. coochie vagina cooter pussy snatch kitty

Brad Pitt: Damn Angie! That's a flouchie if I've ever been in one!

by Steel toed Fallen Angel September 24, 2012

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flochforstersbf

incredibly sexy and smart, the best tiktoker they are seggsy and the only one that matters in the world

person; is that flochforstersbf?
me; they're so seggsy right 🤤🤤

by anonymous March 11, 2021

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flochbrainr0t

they are one of my best friend she is one of my favorite mutuals and theyre so so so cool, funny andsweet im very glad i met them and we became closer friends but theyre also realllly dumb 🥺

“do you know flochbrainr0t”

“yes theyre one of my favorite mutuals!”

by mikasasgf March 26, 2021

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