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Flintstone Diet

Eating in the modern era that we live in rather than suffering for no good reason. A diet consisting of burgers, ribs, shakes and fries. A complete rejection of fad diets like "paleo" and "gluten free". Living life like it should be lived, in the modern era.
Being on the Flintstone Diet is the only diet for me. All the other fad diets are completely ridiculous. Give me a beer with those fries please. It's okay, I'm on the Flintstone Diet, and I exercise regularly and eat in moderation, so no worries.
by KardenKarden May 1, 2015
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Flinstoning

When someone in a public restroom stall paws the toilet paper off the roll with such fervor and rapidity that it sounds like Fred Flinstone driving his car.
Man, my co-worker must have taken a nasty shit. He was in the stall flinstoning for like 10 minutes.
by billy_cox November 15, 2015
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Thread Flintstone

The oldest guy on the forum/in the current thread. Not even a little bit "with it". Will occasionally talking about his rash or back pains.
by MetalSpork November 22, 2011
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Flintstone Vitamins

A peculiarly strong performance enhancing drug that is most commonly used to allow men more “rounds” in bed
Peter: Ay Shawn ya got any Flintstone Vitamins?
Shawn: God dammit Peter, she’s still that horny?
by Quarantine_boredom April 14, 2020
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the Flintstone cut

A very large prime rib or any large steak.
We went to a steak place on Friday. My date went for the queen's cut, but I got the Flintstone cut.
by brighton71 October 21, 2007
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Wilma Flintstone

Ted: "You heading to East Beach this weekend?"

Jenny: "Nah, it's gonna be Wilma Flintstone.. probably can't even park within five blocks.."
by Dr. Gorgeous June 5, 2009
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fred flintstone feet

A cartoon character based in the stone age that has square-looking feet that are excellent for peddling cars. Often hard to find shoes to fit such odd looking feet.
It's a good thing Chris has Fred Flintstone Feet to get him where he needs to go since he was a TARD and got his bike stolen.
by Tara May 18, 2005
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