Flabbergasted

verb: an unexplainable event or situation in which the person experiencing is overwhelmed in blissful happiness or contentment -beyond orgasmic pleasure

when the surfer man found the winning ticket, he was so flabbergasted he passed out.

the little family from Iowa were so flabbergasted when the crew remodeled there home

by itxt July 22, 2009

flabbergastered

Being totally puffed out.

Bugger me mate! I'm flabbergastered!

by cocodile dundee May 11, 2006

Flabbergasted

A adjective meaning exciting or intriguing.

Alice was flabbergasted after she spotted her mother smoking a joint with the housekeeper.

by I'mNotGoth May 30, 2016

Flabbergasted

Utterly speechless at the amount of fat on someone's body.

I was flabbergasted when I saw honey boo boo

by Deccashoots May 18, 2016

Flabbergaster

(Single)An old dude who scares the shit out of people.

(Plural)A convention of hobos who bring liquor stores lots of change

The flabbergaster jumped out of the alley and scared the shit out of Toby.

by Sherpent October 21, 2008

Flabbergasted

An indescribable sex act. So lewd that the true definition can never be said, everyone still knows what it means though.

Last night my girlfriend came over to my house, after 70 ounces of vodka i flabbergasted all over her, ruining her new cardigan

by tdotyadunknoe June 24, 2009

flabbergastered

definition: an intense often violent expulsion of fecal material of consisting of a blood/poop mixture caused by the sight of something awesome, amazing, breath taking, etc.

Example: Mike flabbergastered in his pants when he saw a monkey driving a go-kart.

by imahumandictionary July 22, 2010