Mormon Fistbump

A euphemism for the beating of ones wife, based on the interpretation of the book of mormon

You hear Alex gave his wife the mormon fistbump.

by Josh123456789584956821254 September 11, 2010

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Head Bump, Fist Pump

1. The act of masturbating (the bumping of the tip of the penis) and fist pumping at the same time. This act is usually done when watching exciting porn or when someone just really likes Jersey Shore.

2. The act of making the previous definition motions as a dance.

1. Person X: Dude you wanna go down town tonight?
Person Y: Na I rented a gang bang porn and I think I'm going to cheer on the guys by doing the Head Bump, Fist Pump.

2. Person X: How are you banging a different girl every other week?
Person Y: I just Head Bump, Fist Pump like a champ at the clubs.

by C.2.P. June 24, 2010

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I'd fist pump that

Similar to I'd tap that, except with the act of fist pumping.

Guy: Hey, did you hear that new song by David Guetta?

Girl: Yeah, I'd fist pump that.

by Fist Pump Maniac July 23, 2011

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Chocolate Fistbump

A really DEDICATED fistbump where wiping is unnecessary.

ONLY for REALLY good friends

Their level of camaraderie had become such, that even chocolate fistbumps had become acceptable

by jayredders June 1, 2018

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Caboose Fist Pump

When a line of people that were waiting for a train to finally end fist pump out the windows of their cars in celebration of the caboose passing so they can now cross the tracks. Started on July 3, 2010 in Olmsted Falls, Ohio.

The caboose of a train passes as the train ends. The people waiting to cross the tracks celebrate by Caboose Fist Pumping out their car windows.

by mathiasj July 8, 2010

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