male fertility

Now i want everybody to listen. Mainly guys. If you want to make sure that your parts are functioning properly than you must make sure that you follow these rules: DO NOT put your testies in the waffle iron, that would hurt and probobly burn them
2. keep them out of the toaster its meant for bread products.
3. its common sense people
4. don't use your gonads for bait
5. remember to stay away from willy peterson because he likes the testys enough then he might pull them right off you. JKDJFIJFK DONHHHHH DONUTS

Willy: male fertility like squirrel
spidey: mallot
nick scott: i can't produce sperm jdkd

by bruce rockifeller January 11, 2005

Festivist

Adj. Female whom indulges bountifully in festive foods, drinks, and appetizers resulting in a rotund figure while maintaning a certain level of hotness.

Queen Latifah's festivist qualities inspired millions of women to look more like Oprah Winfrey instead of Celine Dion.

by jmar04 December 9, 2008

fertility glitter

The female correlative to dick dust.

That very happy, very butch lady in overalls seems to have a thin smattering of fertility glitter upon her upper lip.

by Muskartart June 29, 2009

festivitis

Taking multiple sick days in the run up to Christmas

Half of the team are off with festivitis

by Starlin71 December 5, 2025

after shower festivities

fucking jeff

go shower so we can partake in after shower festivities

by lucy.158 January 6, 2024

funtivity

the act of having fun activities. having fun or doing activities.

making my bed is a funtivity. (not really)

that movie was a funtivity!

by active reality October 2, 2009

Frativity

Activities done by those humans within a fraternity

6th street tonight was full of frativity.

by Rileyjalowy October 3, 2015