Faulkenator

(n) An individual who thinks too much of his or her accomplishments within the fantasy sports universe. Often, this individual will possess several "Runner Up" or "Good Sportsmanship" trophies. The verb form can be either "to faulk" or "to faulkenate".

Chris spent a lot of time bragging about his fantasy baseball team last year, but he ending up losing in the championship game. He's a faulkenator.

Scott dropped David Ortiz at the beginning of the season because he was in a slump. He really faulkenated that one.

If you're going to talk trash on the message boards, you better make sure not to faulk it up and lose your game.

by In Your Endo May 12, 2008

The Fault In Our Stars

it is a book made out of tears and pain

Friend: Hey, have you read The Fault In Our Stars?
Me: It destroyed my soul

by i'm still crying February 3, 2013

The Fault In Our Stars

A New York Bestseller by John Green. It will rip your heart out and make you eat it. It is a soul crushing novel ready to have you sobbing in the fetal position. You will hate to love how perfectly sad it is.

Me: I cried and sobbed and The Fault in our Stars ripped out my heart.
Me: Here. Read it.

by augustuswaters October 28, 2012

rectal fault line

1. (n) An ass crack that is extremely large, usually present on overweight women.

2. (n) When a woman's ass crack is larger then one's arm.

Sometimes abbreviated to just fault line.

that chick has the biggest rectal fault line I have ever seen.

by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006

Raven Faulk

Coolest person to ever walk the face of the planet! Has really sexy brown eyes and feathery eyelashes. Usually equipt with big, voluptuous, delctable, curly hair. Obsesses over hot guys like Travis McCoy, Alex Gaskarth, and Shia Labeouf. Loves Star Wars and pigs.

When you think of giant tater logs you usually think of Raven Faulk.

by Rice nigger June 3, 2009

faulty logic

A thought process that starts with asinine actions, expecting a sound outcome. Only ending in the process being a failure. Possibly effecting both parties of said thought.

Some girls believe guys should make the first move and ask them out. In turn, the girl gives zero hint or action stating that she is interested in him. Time goes by she gets mad and moves on because he never asked her out or made an advance, He's effected because now he looks like an asshat and she looks like a girl who can't find a guy. Thus, Faulty logic. Rinse, Wash and repeat.

by Syrpgang Waffledaeus February 15, 2014

I heard it's Obama's fault

The logic that slack-jawed voters use when any political conversation arises. From the price of gasoline to the outcome of their mixed martial arts matches; it's all Obama's fault.

Political persuasion aside, there is clearly a strong negative relationship between intelligence and hate for Obama.

Normal guy: "Oh my gosh! That building is on fire!"

Drooling retard: "I heard it's Obama's fault. He wasn't even born in America. Not even a 'murican!!! I even seen on TV that he's a MUSLIM!!"

Fat republican: "No, stupid. He's a communist. He wants people to PAY FOR HEALTH INSURANCE. I got every right to eat as much as I want. As long as I can pay for my allpurinol, I'm gonna keep the gout at bay. I heard it's Obama's fault."

Normal guy: "Is there a functioning brain between the two of you?"

Drooling retard: "I have a big truck. I heard it's Obama's fault."

Fat republican: "I like eating. And money. It's Obama's fault nomnomnom ow my gout nomnom"

by ttmike42 October 12, 2012