fasterbator

A masturbator who is going for speed.

A fasterbator went into an airplaine bathroom with a copy of Hustler. He came out 23 seconds later panting, sweat pouring down his face. He achieved a new record, and was scowled at by everyone as he walked back to his seat.

by pooploop00 June 17, 2013

Fasterbate

Masturbate Extremely Fast and Vigorously

How dint he get caught by his mom, even though he was jerkin off? That's the trick, just Fasterbate

by KayG May 17, 2015

Falser

An individual who makes irrational, incomprehensible, or outright false statements in order to create a negative image of their subject.

Matthew's accusations against Charles proved himself a falser.

by 0biin April 14, 2020

Faster Than Light

When sex only lasts 10 seconds or less.

I had sex for the first time but it was Faster Than Light.
Wow Did You Cum Too Fast
No It was done that quick

by real_men_uber rick August 24, 2021

Faster Horses

A 1975 Tom T Hall song in which an elderly cowboy tells him the 4 secrets to a better life

Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, and more money

by JB920 December 30, 2021

Faster Than Your Mom

Faster Than Your Mom is a term used to describe a gamer who sandbags or is new to a game. It is a term you would use when one of these actions occur.

Friend: “Where you taking the killer?”
Poison: “I’m taking the killer to shack”
*player decides to sandbag*
“HOLY SHIT DWIGHT, MOVE YOUR BITCH ASS FASTER THAN YOUR MOM”

by Poison2793 May 19, 2022

sam_farser

A amazing editor

Have you seen sam_farser’s new post

by Coreset October 20, 2021