A farqua is something you would call someone you wish to put on a lower level. A farqua is a douschbag, fag, loser, idiot, a farqua is a retard. it can also be a little shithead. a sprout. a dork, yet farqua is a sarcastic, yet truthful terminology.
when some does something dorkish or weird, call them a farqua.
when a guy is checking you out and nods his head to let yo know that he is looking at you then suddenly trips in front of you.. this would be an appropriate time to call out the word farqua.
when some nerd in class gets an A on a test that you needed to get an A on, but you suck and have a better social life... you should call them a farqua
when someone thinks their funny, call them are farqua.
when a guy is checking you out and nods his head to let yo know that he is looking at you then suddenly trips in front of you.. this would be an appropriate time to call out the word farqua.
when some nerd in class gets an A on a test that you needed to get an A on, but you suck and have a better social life... you should call them a farqua
when someone thinks their funny, call them are farqua.
by Lo (the biggest) May 1, 2009
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by the DustRoom May 2, 2006
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1. A random word to break silence
2. A fat limbless puff of fur, resembling a fox
3. A womans secret affair subject
2. A fat limbless puff of fur, resembling a fox
3. A womans secret affair subject
1. "......Farquard"
2. "Aww. Your blue farqaurd isso cuuute~"
3. "I've that that fat bastard is her farquard"
2. "Aww. Your blue farqaurd isso cuuute~"
3. "I've that that fat bastard is her farquard"
by Farquardius May 24, 2008
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by farquaaddani September 12, 2016
Get the Farquaadsexual mug.Farqad is a very sweet person. Could be a girl or boy, the name is for both. Farqad can sometimes have trouble hiding their feelings. But can easily forgive in certain situations, could sometimes be very emotional. Farqad can sometimes have difficulties controlling anger, which is something normal. A Farqad can be mean to people without knowing which can happen to a lot of people. Farqad is bad at jokes, very bad at jokes. Farqad can be loving, generous, smart but also dumb, and very kind and forgiving. Farqad can sometimes say things they don’t mean but comes out on it’s own , because of anger, pressure or anything really. But at the end the base quality to a Farqad is loving, no matter what he/she will always be loving most of the times.
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