facespew 

1.
Noun:

A psychological phenomenon present when Facebook users are mysteriously compelled to publicly express themselves at profound, emotional levels whereas they otherwise would not do so in actual life

2.
Verb: facespew,facespews,facespewing, facespewed

Beatrice’s facespew concerning the lousy details of her breakup was surprising, as she is notably shy and reserved in person.


Friends don't let friends facespew.

facespew by J.T. Bee February 23, 2009

Leopards Eating People's Faces Party 

A political party of leopards that DEFINITELY won't eat your face ;)

Smart person: "Hey, have you heard of the 'Leopards Eating People's Faces Party?' They seem pretty cool!"
Neophyte: "I don't know, I'm pretty sure that they want to eat people's faces."
Smart person: "I don't see what you mean."

Leopards Eating People's Faces Party by Medusa Magic July 23, 2021

internet faces 

These are commonly used internet expressions used to show certain emotions. Instead of explaining how they feel, people will use an expression to represent it. This is also used for emotions that you may feel is something that can only be shown.

Internet faces
:-D This would display happinness.

:( This would display sadness.
:P This would display a number of things.

internet faces by JaxRelasso August 15, 2011

facestalk 

To look at pictures, read profile information, and/or repeatedly check the status of an individual on facebook. This person can range from a good friend to someone who you have never actually met.

I was facestalking, and I found out that girl I met last night has a boyfriend.

facestalk by John Ryan Smith March 30, 2007

FaceSpy 

A Human Resources Facebook lurker who befriends virtual friends of friends for the sole purpose of getting dirt on either an existing employee to terminate them, or a prospective employee to ascertain character quality.

Jack didn't get the job, because a FaceSpy saw his streaking pics from Bay to Breakers.

FaceSpy by hightidetech June 30, 2009

facesitting goddess 

woman who's favorite past time is to smother unknowing men with her luscious ass

I knew from the moment I met her she was a facesitting goddess

facesitting goddess by anon14 December 20, 2006

Blue faces 

Hundred dollar bill

I got paid today, all blue faces!!

Blue faces by Tacobelldancer January 2, 2018