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firing blanks

(v.) Shooting a gun loaded with 'blank' rounds that create smoke and noise, but bear no fruit from the barrel.


(v.) Ejaculating/shooting a penis which is impotent (the seminal fluid cannot contain sperm, hence it is 'blank'). After the owner of the penis going through the motions and making noise no fruit is born of the barrel.
His gun was firing blanks (weaponry)



His ...gun.... was firing blanks (sexual connotation)
by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004
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Favring Off

1. Standing around and masturbating while wearing nothing but Crocs. This may be followed up by sending an MMS to a young female intern.

2. Standing around naked in Crocs deciding whether or not you feel like masturbating.
1. Angelo was Favring Off one afternoon and thought it would be a good idea to send a photo of himself doing to to Shawn, the hot new intern. Shawn did not appreciate the message and immediately reported Angelo to HR. Angelo said he was sorry and now no one cares anymore.

2. Gina walked into her bedroom to find her husband Tim in the middle of the room Favring Off. Gina gasped and asked him what he was doing to which he replied, "Well, honey, I was trying to decide whether or not to masturbate but now that you're home, it looks like I won't have to." Gina replied, "Uh, yea you do. I'm going to go watch Colbert."
by jeffreybruce October 21, 2010
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failing at life

Being a completely worthless bag of flesh and/or waste of air. People who fail at life usually suck at everything.
by nion January 16, 2005
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farring

aggressive yet incomprehensible form of speech accented by wild gestures, bizzare facial expressions and punctuated with gutteral grunts and clicks. Lacks any clearly defined consonants or vowels
synonym - violent gibberish
"What did Bob say that got him clocked?"
"Who knows!? He was drunk and and farring in th' guys face."
by lunghd October 13, 2004
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firing the mortar

a hand motion that simulates masturbation.

to perform properly, start with your fist cupped as if ready to masturbate away from you body, bring your hand down to your crotch as if it were a mortar round being dropped in a mortar tube and then open your hand and return very quickly to the starting position. this simulates the mortar round exiting the tube and it looks very much like a wad of jizz being ejaculated from a male one eyed monster.
im gonna go fire my mortar{followed by the hand motion}.

im firing the mortar on the hooker's face {hand motion}

i just fired my mortar all over that hooker's face {do the hand motion}

anytime i get nervous my mortar fires prematurely {hand motion}
by ihtfpfmlmfwp January 27, 2009
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chris farrington

The cool kid maybe the coolest and has the biggest dick and very charming and down to party.
Do you know Chris Farrington ? Yeah he's the coolest.
by UrbanbigKid October 22, 2014
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Wet Firing

Rapidly expelled, short bursts, of wet sounding (and sometimes actually leaky wet) gas that typically occurs immediately upon sitting on the toilet and prior to a full, explosive bowel release.
I don’t know who was in that stall this morning but all I heard was a belt buckle, a pants drop and a whole series of wet firing.

I ate way to much chili during the playoff game. I spent half the night trotting to the shitter and wet firing round after round.
by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018
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