a woman who sprung forth from the clutches of a gay man to learn how to suck cock, put on make-up, walk in heels, talk filthy to put off any desireable straight man (cause any desireable straight man is probably gay any way). Whose hair and make-up get bigger and brighter as the years of alcohol wear in. Suffers from moments of hysteria and self-delusion...often. Loves kids but only if they can match and fit into her luggage. Enjoys bon bons (probably too much). Listens to George Michael, and can use the word MARY as a noun, verb, adjective, pronoun, insult, compliment, and prayer all at the same time...that ladies and gentlemen is a fag hag.
by aimlesswander April 03, 2007
a female who is abnormally friendly and loyal to a homosexual, usually copying everything the homosexual does, and in extreme cases, my even wordswitch teamsword
dude 1:dude, mallory only switched teams cause she's matt's fag hag
dude 2: yeah, but she's still really fucking hot!
dude 1: no shit!
dude 2: yeah, but she's still really fucking hot!
dude 1: no shit!
by Joel February 27, 2003
by jellmo January 03, 2008
A woman who frequents gay bars because she is so attractive she does not need to be hit on by drunk straight men to boost her ego, thus she finds it an irritating distraction from a night of hanging out with her equally radiant friends.
Often is confused for the "Lesbian friend" of a gay man, however the distinction should be an easy one since the "Lesbian friend" is 150 pounds heavier then the "Fag Hag" and usually sports a mustache.
Often is confused for the "Lesbian friend" of a gay man, however the distinction should be an easy one since the "Lesbian friend" is 150 pounds heavier then the "Fag Hag" and usually sports a mustache.
Drunk Guy: Hey, lookit that fat, ugly fag hag!
Less Drunk Guy: You mean the one sucking face with that stubby lumberjack?
Drunk Guy: Yeah. Hey is that two women?
Less Drunk Guy: I don't think that's a fag hag.
Less Drunk Guy: You mean the one sucking face with that stubby lumberjack?
Drunk Guy: Yeah. Hey is that two women?
Less Drunk Guy: I don't think that's a fag hag.
by blackbear April 06, 2007
her myspace says she wants to meet a woman and settle down and have kids, like anyone would mate with such a fag hag
by cheaptrickrick December 07, 2009
Women who cling to gay men. Often seen around groups of gay men, they use the insulating effect to enjoy a night on the town without being assaulted by straight men. Also one who clings to a gay guy and reports to be his "bff".
by Nate444 February 12, 2008
A fag hag is a woman who prefers the company of gay men. The marriage of two derogatory terms, fag and hag, symbolizing the union of the world's most popular objects of scorn, homosexual and woman, creates a moniker that most of those who wear it find inoffensive, possibly because it smacks of solidarity.
by sLg February 01, 2004