person 1: bro have you heard Ethan drove on a two-way bike lane to the gambling facility?
person 2: bro is such a wetlumps
person 2: bro is such a wetlumps
by Zayo727 December 15, 2024
A slammer where they send perpetually-horny dudes who display frequent "obvious" arousals between their legs.
To avoid being sent to a cerectional facility, I wear an abdominal cup whenever I have to venture out in public where I'm likely to see voluptuous scantily-clad women; this way, da entire front of my pants bulges out in a huge rounded protrusion while my dick can invisibly rise and fall freely inside da cup's hollow interior, and so it appears to observers like I am merely afflicted with bloated intestines.
by QuacksO July 03, 2023
by Psuenonym February 28, 2025