the word facebook still comes up as a misspelled word on my computer they need to fix that and put it in a dictionary and define it as a distraction from any thing and every thing you are supposed to be really doing in life
so iwas supposed to be getting married in a few hours but i was facebooking and at one point i clicked not attening on my wedding event
or man i had a paper due and i kept on facebooking and diddnt finish
or man i had a paper due and i kept on facebooking and diddnt finish
by Mario Previti April 18, 2010
social networking site that is commonly used to get in touch with friends from high school that you were supposedly *never going to see again*. Also used to get in contact with people that you just met last week(thank God you remembered their name). Facebook is very popular and used by most college students.
Facebook is pretty cool, until you realize the vast majority of your "Friends" won't return your messages, write on your wall, or comment on your photos. And God forbid you look at someone else's photos, comment on any of them, or write on anybody's wall that you didn't have sleepovers in preschool with because then you will be a "Facebook stalker".
Facebook is pretty cool, until you realize the vast majority of your "Friends" won't return your messages, write on your wall, or comment on your photos. And God forbid you look at someone else's photos, comment on any of them, or write on anybody's wall that you didn't have sleepovers in preschool with because then you will be a "Facebook stalker".
Random Chick #1: "OMG, I totally just got a facebook! So, like, now, I can hang out with, like, everybody I went to high school with!"
Random Guy: "They're going to ignore you, stupid."
Random Guy: "They're going to ignore you, stupid."
by protectmeaura December 18, 2006
a website that you become so addicted to, you procrastinate while on facebook and do not do your homework, therefore failing your class.
by j-man frootloop May 26, 2008
A place originally for students, until the floodgates were opened and a lot of spelling and grammar challenged people flowed onto the site.
Most members post droll status updates, which most of the iliterate facebook masses are arrogant enough to think their 'friends' will actually read and give a shit about. Members will also post pictures of themselves and their friends in bars or other nondescript social settings doing nothing in particular apart from smiling or in some kind of bemusing pose against a backdrop of borglike drones, then they will follow that up later in the 'album' by the obligatory end of the night drunk shot of someone smiling. These photos will be 'tagged' and the person who posted the pictures 'friends' will LOL about how funny it all was.
Facebook also offers groups where members can share ill-informed opinions, and 'applications' which are really just stupid quizzes which require the member to answer several multiple-choice questions then spam their 'friends' to find out "What kind of car or dog they would be." Members also participate in games that would be considered puerile by any self-respecting four year old.
Facebook is stultifying due to its members who have eschewed real-life communication for this site. Facebook destroys your soul.
Most members post droll status updates, which most of the iliterate facebook masses are arrogant enough to think their 'friends' will actually read and give a shit about. Members will also post pictures of themselves and their friends in bars or other nondescript social settings doing nothing in particular apart from smiling or in some kind of bemusing pose against a backdrop of borglike drones, then they will follow that up later in the 'album' by the obligatory end of the night drunk shot of someone smiling. These photos will be 'tagged' and the person who posted the pictures 'friends' will LOL about how funny it all was.
Facebook also offers groups where members can share ill-informed opinions, and 'applications' which are really just stupid quizzes which require the member to answer several multiple-choice questions then spam their 'friends' to find out "What kind of car or dog they would be." Members also participate in games that would be considered puerile by any self-respecting four year old.
Facebook is stultifying due to its members who have eschewed real-life communication for this site. Facebook destroys your soul.
Guy1: Do you want to go out and like... do something tonight?
Guy2: Nah, I'm just gonna stay in and go on facebook and chat... I've got to post up the pictures from the last time we went out and actually did something that required face to face communication. Hey, I'll play you on Bowling Buddies LOL"
Guy2: Nah, I'm just gonna stay in and go on facebook and chat... I've got to post up the pictures from the last time we went out and actually did something that required face to face communication. Hey, I'll play you on Bowling Buddies LOL"
by michaelftm2 September 17, 2008
A website that can be used for both good and bad.
The good being; making new friends, finding boyfriends/girlfriends, arranging parties and meet-ups and generally chatting to existing friends.
The bad side of Facebook however, is that it is a stalkers dream, full of whores with barely anything on and is the main reason for so many of lifes problems. Its causes fallings out between friends, and ruins trust between the perfect relationship.
Trust me; most people would be so much happier if they didn't have a Facebook account
The good being; making new friends, finding boyfriends/girlfriends, arranging parties and meet-ups and generally chatting to existing friends.
The bad side of Facebook however, is that it is a stalkers dream, full of whores with barely anything on and is the main reason for so many of lifes problems. Its causes fallings out between friends, and ruins trust between the perfect relationship.
Trust me; most people would be so much happier if they didn't have a Facebook account
Boyfriend behaves strange, doesn't talk to her
Girlfriend checks boyfriends Facebook to see if he has problems which he is keeping from her
Girlfriend sees what seems to be a flirty message between boyfriend and a different girl.
Girlfriend, having been cheated on in the past, is upset and loses a little trust in her boyfriend
Boyfriend finds out she has been on his Facebook, loses trust in her for looking through his Facebook.
Boyfriend suggests going on a "break" to sort his head out
Girlfriend checks boyfriends Facebook to see if he has problems which he is keeping from her
Girlfriend sees what seems to be a flirty message between boyfriend and a different girl.
Girlfriend, having been cheated on in the past, is upset and loses a little trust in her boyfriend
Boyfriend finds out she has been on his Facebook, loses trust in her for looking through his Facebook.
Boyfriend suggests going on a "break" to sort his head out
by TheFxckUp January 28, 2012
The secret meeting-grounds of the mythical humanoid race known as the boomers. Dangers within include the infamous minion memes that your parents fell victim to, the big zucc and the irritating but effective raid shadow legends ads that fend off comedy from the land.
Side effects after visiting include extreme levels of frustration, excessive death of braincells and 'boomification'. If tempted to go there, DO NOT. YOU HAVE BEEN ADVISED.
Side effects after visiting include extreme levels of frustration, excessive death of braincells and 'boomification'. If tempted to go there, DO NOT. YOU HAVE BEEN ADVISED.
dad: Look at this picture I found on facebook (scrolls down facebook to find meme from 5 years ago)
person: oh no
person: oh no
by not_dover_ben January 27, 2020