Ewan

The fucking man, Ewan is suck a fucking cunt that if you tackle him he'll get backup and give you a fucking handshake. His muscles are so fucking sexy that even men drool at the sight of them. Any woman that sees him will rip his pants of and suck his humongous penis. Ewan is also extremely powerful, and if he so mach as breathes on you your bones will shatter. Bacically Ewan is a fucking titan. And will fuck up anyone that threatans him. However Ewan is actualy a nice guy

Bob: Oh shit here comes Ewan
Mike: Has he got 2 woman on his shoulders?
Bob: Should we ask him to get us girlfriends?
Mike: Hell yeah!
Bob: *asks*
Ewan: *leaves and comes back with 10 woman* take your pick!
Also Ewan: Throws a basketball around the entire world and gets a three pointer.

by SpoopyDonut711 November 4, 2019

Ewan McGregor

A Scottish actor who is known for picking acting roles beyond the "Hollywood" norm. Quite like Johnny Depp, Shia LeBeouf, Kevin Bacon, etc.

Unknown to some people, has been in many movies prior to Star Wars and Moulin Rouge. See Trainspotting, Velvet Goldmine, Shallow Grave, Lipstick on Your Collar, The Pillow Book, etc.

His penis plays a starring role in more of his movies than you know.

Women only like Ewan McGregor because he was "hot" in Moulin Rouge. Had you known that he was singing in Velvet Goldmine, you would already had been aware of such wonderfulness.

by acidbathory January 8, 2009

euan

a good looking guy although he doesnt think so... someone who does not show alot of emotion and does not give alot away as to how he is feeling

girl:hey euan
euan:alright?

by SCREWitGOOD April 5, 2010

Emwanta

Emwanta is a kind nice guy, the life of the party with many friends, he's fast and very good at rugby, he easily gets girls with his charming looks. He's rich and has a lot of women next to him/her

Emwanta is the fastest in the school

by PapaBeast November 2, 2020

ETWAN

The act of shoving a xbox 360 microphone up your ass while you are talking to someone and shit while the microphone is in your asshole.

I decided to piss my brother off by doing an etwan.

by zeewatinaho October 16, 2010

Euan

Coolest person you could ever meet. He's lots of fun and extremely nice and super fun to talk to. Everyone says that they love his accent. He's extremely talented and it's obvious that he's going to be famous one day. He's super funny and you can tell he cares about his friends. However he's also a bit crazy and listens to crazy music and does crazy things. He's wack.

"Oh my god is that Euan on the guitar?? I went to knew him in highschool! What a cool dude!"

by em&m&m November 20, 2019

euvan

Euvan, a boy. The greatest person you can ever meet in your lifetime. Very intelligent, amazing at sport - especially at volleyball, tall, kind and has a big heart for others. Also very musically talented. He can serenade you by singing and playing the guitar If a person ever meets a Euvan, then they will have good luck for the rest of their lives. Very mature and a good person to talk to. Extremely loyal, honest and will impact your life for the better.

“Euvan is such a great friend”

by Mitja Siv January 29, 2021