Take two Nintendo™ switch pro controllers, and two players. one controller up the ass and one up the urethra (can ALSO be up their ass if male), take another controller and play a game of smash bros (MUST be played while naked and lubricated in prune juice.) (Players can raise the stakes by having the commentators give them footjobs.) Whoever wins must make the other person ejaculate. (essentially ranked Jerkmate).
Ex. “Man, that guy pissed me off, so me and my gay best friend gave him the Mongolian esports finalist.” “Naturally, we won.”
by The_angriest_aztec March 4, 2025
Get the Mongolian esports finalistmug. by Atul Cherry Popper March 3, 2021
Get the Nin Hendran ESportsmug. A organisation that definitely doesn’t take your money and run .... They also get shit on every game since black ops 2
by 123Irish123 December 26, 2020
Get the Fluxx eSportsmug. Something that should have never happened in the first place. Boring to watch, boring casters, boring players to watch, almost feels like a horde match with waves 1-10.
dude 1; 'gears esports so lit, gotta watch my favorite players'
dude 2; 'what's gears?'
dude 2; *looks up gears 5 esports...... Falls asleep*
dude 2; 'what's gears?'
dude 2; *looks up gears 5 esports...... Falls asleep*
by xWarPlaysTTV May 7, 2021
Get the Gears eSportsmug. Items Needed:
-any television display or projector
-two normal sized people
-two Nintendo switch Pro Controllers
-Nintendo Switch
-3.4 gallons of prune juice
-Super smash Bros ultimate cartridge for the Nintendo Switch
-Match commentators (optional)
Take two people and the Nintendo pro controllers, and insert the controllers in the ass or up the urethra (can also be up their vagina if female), and play a game of super smash bros while the controllers are inside them. (MUST be played while naked and lubricated in prune juice). Whoever wins must make the other person ejaculate AND lose the game of smash bros. (essentially ranked Jerkmate).
(To add an extra layer of difficulty, have the match commentators give the players footjobs while playing)
-any television display or projector
-two normal sized people
-two Nintendo switch Pro Controllers
-Nintendo Switch
-3.4 gallons of prune juice
-Super smash Bros ultimate cartridge for the Nintendo Switch
-Match commentators (optional)
Take two people and the Nintendo pro controllers, and insert the controllers in the ass or up the urethra (can also be up their vagina if female), and play a game of super smash bros while the controllers are inside them. (MUST be played while naked and lubricated in prune juice). Whoever wins must make the other person ejaculate AND lose the game of smash bros. (essentially ranked Jerkmate).
(To add an extra layer of difficulty, have the match commentators give the players footjobs while playing)
Ex. “Man, that guy kicked my ass at esports finals, so now I have to face him in a Mongolian ESports Finalist tournament along with the commentators”
by The_angriest_aztec March 4, 2025
Get the Mongolian ESports Finalistmug. When you are eliminated from a PUBG tournament in the 1st round of competition, yet still have a large ego-persona to safeguard how dog-shit you are.
by PUBG: Battlegrounds September 12, 2021
Get the Rise Esports Momentmug. Global Esports is one of the oldest esports orgs in India still standing strong. Conceptualised in a garage in India, they grew their presence across multiple gaming titles like Overwatch, Fortnite, CSGO, Valorant and even represented India internationally at the world stages.
by global esports November 24, 2021
Get the Global Esportsmug.