Teenage Australian fuckwit who is a mega shit cunt. They generally wear striped nautica t shirts adidas shorts Nike bumbags nautica or Nike caps and Tns (or 90s 95s and 97s if they’re too broke to get tns). They are generally aged 12-20 and are all dumb as shit and drop out of school and spend the rest of their lives doing drugs and stealing. They are generally found at shopping centres or train stations and they smoke, drink, steal, swear, fight, stink, wear esh clothes and hang out in groups of at least 5. They all think they can fight and carry around knives but in reality they can’t do shit and if one comes up to u then just threaten them and them to fuck off and they will piss off cuz they r all pussy af. They also deal drugs and steal and they r just genuinely fuckwits and idk why everyone is trying to b like them.
Person 1: *wears tns*
Eshay: oi cunt give us ya fucking tns or me and da boyz will bash ya
Person 1: Leave me alone you absolute fuckwit or I will punch you. Stop bugging me
Person 2: look at those eshays threatening that grown man I bet they’re year 7 at box hill high.
Eshay: oi cunt give us ya fucking tns or me and da boyz will bash ya
Person 1: Leave me alone you absolute fuckwit or I will punch you. Stop bugging me
Person 2: look at those eshays threatening that grown man I bet they’re year 7 at box hill high.
by Big_nigward_69 October 04, 2019
An eshay is an Aussie who wears American caps and clothes. He will often wear nba jerseys. You can find him walking around schools in the middle of the day because he likes little children.
Small School-kid 1: Teacher! Teacher! There is a strange man staring at me through the fence!
Teacher: Don’t worry he’s just an eshay, he can’t hurt you.
Teacher: Don’t worry he’s just an eshay, he can’t hurt you.
by Fatassniggaonascoooter September 25, 2019
Eshays are the most scariest people in the whole of Australia and are feared by everyone, usually have small penises and always skip leg-day. Most eshays also have no parents who usually die from drugs.
Person 1: Did you see that skinny white kid eshay.
Person 2: I shat my pants when I saw him absolute scary man
Person 2: I shat my pants when I saw him absolute scary man
by BigBonerBoy November 03, 2020
A bunch of fuckheads that blast bassy music from their 20$ Kmart speaker
You always find them smoking, vaping or any other kinds drugs screaming cunt and other swear words and also sounding like a sheep.
You always find them smoking, vaping or any other kinds drugs screaming cunt and other swear words and also sounding like a sheep.
by I hate eshays January 18, 2022
An "Eshay" is a derogatory slang term for a person suffering from brain damage, usually resulting in a combination of bad parenting, and marijuana. Eshays are highly contagious.
by Thundergoat7 October 22, 2021
by The successor February 05, 2022
also known as and eshlad, a 12-year-old male Aussie who thinks he is the top shit. they run around with bumbags, smoking and dealing. they tend to yell at you. to survive an attack like this, start running at the like a ninja turtle.
by hotcheetogirllll September 03, 2020