emued

When a person younger and/or shorter than you harasses you (verbally, sexually, painfully, etc.).

OMG! Spencer just emued Luke! And right in the balls too!!!
by ShawnTheNinja October 09, 2007
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emu

a. Sarcastic or exasperated state provoked by the expression of emo sentiments.

b. Mock-emo.
a. Stop it with the masturbating and crying--you're making me all emu.

b. Life just hasn't been worth living since Dashboard Confessional called me pathetic.
by bone February 07, 2004
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EMUING

Another more pleasurable version of ' fisting ' This involves touching your thumb with all your fingers to create the ' emu's head ' to insert a recipients orifice, this gradually opens the hole up and can be transformed in to fisting if needed
she was a bit tight so i had to start with a bit of emuing
by fistybottom July 26, 2011
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emu

cool. Orinated when Australian's discovered that the 80's Australian slang for cool grouse is an American bird, and the American representatives in the discussion suggested Emu as a suitable slang word for the smae meaning. Now popularized mainly in country New South Wales some areas of America
by Lebosi July 02, 2006
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the emu

A fingering technique to pleasure a lady.
Using top two fingers thrusting every second looks like your throwing a dart when your trying to show people

technique.
Also known as the the "Eric Bristow" or the "Phil Taylor"
Best way to pleasure your women is the emu!
Only thing that gives me more pleasure than toy lorries is giving my woman the emu!
by slamdunc December 09, 2013
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emu

1. a misspelling of EMO (self explanatory)

2. A misspelling of IMU, a hawaiian oven that you dig in your backyard and stick a pig in.
1. "Wow, those EMOs are fast"

2. "Eh Kimo, Who wen stuck da BABY in da IMU???"

fine then!!! EMU! (geshundheit)
by gwWaaarr!!!! March 30, 2006
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emu

the way in which one walks with straight legs when under the influence of alcohol and XTC, usually at a rave or festival
i think jimmy flipped out, he's doin' the emu... somebody get him a lolly-pop
by emu March 21, 2005
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