emmett

An attractive man with a huge penis, he is also a good in bed and great at kissing!

I went home with an emmett last night.

by bballer88 July 22, 2010

Emmett

Emmett is probably the hottest man to ever walk this earth. He has an absolutely GIGANTIC penis. Probably the biggest on the planet but that’s unconfirmed.

Bro have you seen Emmett’s penis? That thing is HUGE!

by Deeznutsarehuge June 17, 2021

Emmett Hot Pocket

The result of Sleeping with more than one person in a 24 hour period. Resulting in a vagina that smells like the town of Emmett Idaho, or a fishy, trashy odor.

"I can smell you Emmett hot pocket dude! Take a shower"

"I drank all weekend, and now have an Emmett hot pocket"

by KMP4 April 6, 2014

Emmett

The type of guy who falls asleep whilst on the toilet and goes home covered in Jam.

Hey, did you see emmett last night?" "Yeah, I had to take a leak in the sink, so i covered him in Jam

by Wrestletastic May 2, 2011

Emmettothelia

A disease that can be contracted through saliva or sexually.
Makes you awesome.

"Mo lost the bet and had to get Emmettothelia."

by BetWinner January 20, 2009

Emmett J

a short, ugly loser who has no friends and plays the trumpet.

Person 1:who's that loser?

Person 2:oh.
*long pause*
that's just Emmett J

by sorry but it's true June 9, 2018

Emmett Forrest

Emmett Forrest is the most wholesome and adorable person you'll know. He's part of Legally Blonde and is just amazing.

Her: Please I need someone like Emmett Forrest in my life

by lijntje July 5, 2021