Ejection Seat

a demeaning sexual position in which the female is thrown from the top bunk immediately after the male reaches climax

Nick: Dude i had this chick over the other night and i gave her the ejection seat and told her to leave before my girlfriend came back.

Phil/Chris: Youre my hero you italian stud!

by Phill, Chris and Nick June 26, 2007

erection sports

the erection sports are an exclusive range of sports designed just for men.like erection tennis when you would use the erected penis to hit the ball or erection rock climbing when you would use only the penis to hold you up.these are classed as extreme sports and obviously the longer the better. every single thing that is humanly possible can be turned into an erection sport

"hey henrybear do you want to come with me and the boys to play a little erection roulette"
"Oh i dont know Charles"
"Oh come on, erection sports never hurt anybody"

by a falling cow July 30, 2009

Ejection Seating

The intentional, passive-aggressive act of behaving in a sudden, eccentric, or highly unappealing manner (often via text or on a date) to force the other person to end the relationship or ghost you first, thereby avoiding the uncomfortable responsibility of initiating the breakup.

Named after the pilot mechanism used to forcefully propel oneself out of an aircraft in an emergency; in dating, the person hits their own emotional "eject" button by making the situation unworkable for the partner.

"I didn't hear back after my last date, but I think I just got ejection seated—he suddenly started sending me three-page manifestos about his theories on ancient aliens."

"He didn't want to break up with her before the holidays, so he started ejection seating by moving into his mom's basement and only communicating through interpretive dance videos."

"I tried to get a second date, but she responded to my text with a detailed financial plan for our retirement. I think I just got ejection seated."

by Aura Lucia October 30, 2025

Apollo Ejection Seat

In a forced sexual encounter between two males where one male tries to penetrate the other male but the second male poops out the first male's penis with enough force to make a sound and create a moment of surprise giving the second man a chance to escape.

When they come for you bro, just hunker down make sure there are no snags and hit the Apollo Ejection Seat

by Boodlooder Jeet December 8, 2016

Fortified Election

Code name for rigging an election. Utilizing a cabal (A conspiratorial group of plotters or intriguers.) To manipulate the voters

well-funded cabal of powerful people, working together behind the scenes to influence perceptions, change rules and laws, steer media coverage and control the flow of information. They were not rigging the election; it was a Fortified Election

by FuzzyMeep February 6, 2021

unbiased election predictions

election predicting boi, he's okay i guess, but we'll never know if he has a girlfriend though.

Person a: Do you prefer Red eagle politics or lets talk elections
Person b: Watch unbiased election predictions

by newuser42 March 31, 2021

Pushing Electrons

The act of using (pushing keys) a keyboard to create and send e-mail or other types of electronic communications.

The process of competing daily online activities on the computer or other similar electronic device.

"I can't wait for lunch. I have been sitting at my desk pushing electrons all morning."

by Jremy2 July 22, 2009