I'm either about to toot or shoot

This expression would be used by someone who has a degree of uncertainty about whether they have an urge to fart or whether he or she might actually shart or fully shit themselves.

I'm either about to toot or shoot right now, shall I risk it anyway?

I just finished my second bowl of nachos and I can't tell if I'm about to toot or shoot.

by ozzyp January 25, 2017

Eitha

either

eitha of em are beautiful

by Swagga t July 5, 2011

Eithan

He is like the epic guy. He hits those and is so cool which is why he's not in the retards also known as the dominater of planets destroyer of libtards. His achievements include slaying warny, being epic and be too sexy which is why no one wants to smash as they know they are not worthy. He's is also quite possibly the world's most epic volley ball player he may occasionally SLAM dunk fools but he just playing. He is also the edgist dude about mess with him and he gonna dab

Oh wow your eithan

whats it like to be so cool and get hella bitches. Or wow it's eff the one who makes the dankist memes such as warny spots and many other great classics for the whole family to enjoy

by Noteithan January 22, 2019

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

When someone lives a great life and helps others, hence is a hero, however as time passes they are corrupted for whatever reason, and live long enough to become the villain. This change is inevitable for most heroes, unless they take the opportunity to die a hero earlier (or quit the business of being a hero, as its suggested bruce wayne was trying to in the dark knight rises' end)

Quote by Harvey Dent in Batman The Dark Knight

Darren the legend went to get some us some underage beer with their fake id, but got busted and ended up snitching on us to the feds.

I guess it's true, you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain, jeoffrey said in his prison cell of 25 years.

by Def_A_Legit_Source May 23, 2020

Ethsari

It's a mix of the names sari and atziri both names are it's for a female person.
Sari means princess in Hebrew and atziri means "Moon Flower" from aztec (Nahuatl) dialect.

Junior: That woman is so beautiful and she looks like a kind person.
Pamela: That's Ethsari. Isn't it an awesome name?

by eateryordle June 14, 2019

Ehthshaam

A man with a big Dick, this guy can fuck everywhere he goes, he's loyal and kind, he's always there for you no matter what. He's handsome and would be the best husband a women could have. His Cock is huge, it's bigger than the rock himself and when he whips it out everyones amazed. He's smart and intellectual and knows what to do in sticky situations. He is amazing.

Yo that guy ehthshaam looks hot, he's so fine I'd date him

by Slaok November 23, 2021

Either you a fart smeller, or a smart feller.

when we say "Either you a fart smeller or a smart feller" we say this because when you're a fart smeller, it means you're acting like nonsense, or dumb. When we say smart feller, you're thinking things through.

Guy: I can't get through this problem on the test, can you help me?
Guy 2: Either you a fart smeller, or a smart feller.

by yesyesyesokyes June 13, 2022