Egoseismic thinking

Thinking that when you moved somewhere, and there is an absence of earthquakes there, it is because of you.

Link: 'Wherever I go, earthquakes flee!'
Rhett: That's egocentric thinking.
Link: No, that's egoseismic thinking.

by SpasticTpying June 12, 2012

anti-egoseismic

Thinking that the earth changes it's behavior because of your actions.

"I think all the earthquakes left because we moved in" "That's anti-egoseismic"

by Toad Red Toadstool June 12, 2012

Egoseismic

A form of narcissism that assumes that the person is the cause of earthquakes in their location.

You are egoseismic to believe that there are earthquakes in Los Angeles because you live there.

by The4thRider June 12, 2012

Egoseismic

Believing that the epicenter of earthquakes has something to do with one's location.

Friend A: Maybe moving to California has moved the location of earthquakes away from us.
Friend B: Stop thinking Egoseismically

by Starrus August 1, 2012

egoseismic

The belief that the position and frequency of earthquake activity is based around one's self (much like egocentric thinking).

"I would gladly accept being an egoseismic; wherever I go, earthquakes flee."

by paradox95 June 12, 2012

egoseismic

The belief that one's own actions or location determines the frequency of earthquakes in a given area.

Link's egoseismic outlook led him to believe that earthquakes could not happen in a given city when he was there.

by OSUguy1990 June 12, 2012

Egoseismic

1) A person who, depending on their position on mother earth, prevents earthquakes in their general area.

2) One who repels earthquakes

R: That's Egocentric thinking

L: I like to think of it as egoseismic thinking

"We moved from North Carolina to California and ironically there haven't been any earthquakes here, but there was one on North Carolina. I guess that means we're egoseismic"

by Greysun June 13, 2012