Egoseismic 

The egocentric belief that earthquakes or other seismic activities and events are effected by one's presence.

After a recent relocation to an area which through the media had become popularized as a hot spot for seismic activity, Link became disillusioned through his egoseismic thinking that the extended period of time without seismic activity had been a direct effect of his presence.

Egoseismic by BFreeRenegade June 12, 2012

egoseismic 

The belief that the position and frequency of earthquake activity is based around one's self (much like egocentric thinking).

"I would gladly accept being an egoseismic; wherever I go, earthquakes flee."

egoseismic by paradox95 June 12, 2012

egoseismic 

Egocentrically thinking that moving to California from another U.S. state redirects the epicenter of an earthquake

dude, since we moved to California there hasn't been a single earthquake!
quit being so egoseismic

egoseismic by assviolater June 12, 2012

egoseismic 

thinking that you, yourself, and only yourself, cause earthquakes.

Link is very egoseismic.

egoseismic by zoobify June 12, 2012

Egoseismic 

The belief that you have something to do with the occurrence of earthquakes. Being egocentric relating to tremors of the earth.

Guy 1: "Maybe us moving out here is the reason there haven't been any earth quakes"
Guy 2: "Quit being so egoseismic!"

Egoseismic by WhoreSchmore June 13, 2012

egoseismic 

Originally conceived by the minds of Rhett and Link, to be egoseismic is to be under the belief that the location in which earthquakes occur is dependent on one's own location.

"Dude, I think the earthquakes in California stopped because I moved here."
"Man, that's a little egoseismic, don't you think?"

egoseismic by Viceroy_Elf June 13, 2012

Egoseismic 

1) A person who, depending on their position on mother earth, prevents earthquakes in their general area.

2) One who repels earthquakes

R: That's Egocentric thinking

L: I like to think of it as egoseismic thinking

"We moved from North Carolina to California and ironically there haven't been any earthquakes here, but there was one on North Carolina. I guess that means we're egoseismic"

Egoseismic by Greysun June 13, 2012