Egoseismic thinking

Thinking that when you moved somewhere, and there is an absence of earthquakes there, it is because of you.

Link: 'Wherever I go, earthquakes flee!'
Rhett: That's egocentric thinking.
Link: No, that's egoseismic thinking.

by SpasticTpying June 12, 2012

anti-egoseismic

Thinking that the earth changes it's behavior because of your actions.

"I think all the earthquakes left because we moved in" "That's anti-egoseismic"

by Toad Red Toadstool June 12, 2012

Egoseismic

A form of narcissism that assumes that the person is the cause of earthquakes in their location.

You are egoseismic to believe that there are earthquakes in Los Angeles because you live there.

by The4thRider June 12, 2012

egoseismic

The belief that your personal location directly affects the epicenter of earthquakes.

Rhett: Since we've been out here we haven't experienced an earthquake, but back in North Carolina they DID have one.

Link: Maybe it's US! Maybe our moving out here redirected the epicenter of the nation's earthquakes!

Rhett: That's called egocentric thinking, thinking that we had something to do with it.

Link: I think it'd be egoSEISMIC.

by quanticat June 12, 2012

Egoseismic

Link from GMM

Link is so egoseismic that he thinks he prevents earthquakes.

by Earthquake Man June 12, 2012

egoseismic

Originally conceived by the minds of Rhett and Link, to be egoseismic is to be under the belief that the location in which earthquakes occur is dependent on one's own location.

"Dude, I think the earthquakes in California stopped because I moved here."
"Man, that's a little egoseismic, don't you think?"

by Viceroy_Elf June 13, 2012

Egoseismic

The belief that you have something to do with the occurrence of earthquakes. Being egocentric relating to tremors of the earth.

Guy 1: "Maybe us moving out here is the reason there haven't been any earth quakes"
Guy 2: "Quit being so egoseismic!"

by WhoreSchmore June 13, 2012