anti-egoseismic

Thinking that the earth changes it's behavior because of your actions.
"I think all the earthquakes left because we moved in" "That's anti-egoseismic"
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Egoseismic thinking

Thinking that when you moved somewhere, and there is an absence of earthquakes there, it is because of you.
Link: 'Wherever I go, earthquakes flee!'
Rhett: That's egocentric thinking.
Link: No, that's egoseismic thinking.
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Egoseismic

When the a person believes the positioning of themselves affects earthquakes.
I know we just moved from North Carolina to California, but no earthquakes have happened here. Though there has been one in North Carolina after we left. I think it must be us.

Person 2: That is egoseismic thinking.
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Egoseismic

The egocentric belief that earthquakes or other seismic activities and events are effected by one's presence.
After a recent relocation to an area which through the media had become popularized as a hot spot for seismic activity, Link became disillusioned through his egoseismic thinking that the extended period of time without seismic activity had been a direct effect of his presence.
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egoseismic

The act of thinking that one's presence in a given area directly correlates with the amount of earthquakes in that area.
(As coined by YouTube legend Link Neal of RhettandLink)
"We haven't been in an earthquake since we moved here. Maybe us moving here re-directed the U.S. epicenter of earthquakes to where we came from."
"That's egotistical thinking, saying that we had something to do with the earthquakes."
"I would call it 'egoseismic' thinking."
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egoseismic

Originally conceived by the minds of Rhett and Link, to be egoseismic is to be under the belief that the location in which earthquakes occur is dependent on one's own location.
"Dude, I think the earthquakes in California stopped because I moved here."
"Man, that's a little egoseismic, don't you think?"
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Egoseismic

When you believe that the fact that you moved to another state or country, is the cause of the redirection of the epicenter of earthquakes to where you were from.
Rhett: Don't you think it's egocentric to believe that you had something to do with the earthquakes?
Link: Well, I would call it egoseismic thinking.
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