2 definitions by assviolater

Egocentrically thinking that moving to California from another U.S. state redirects the epicenter of an earthquake
dude, since we moved to California there hasn't been a single earthquake!
quit being so egoseismic
by assviolater March 5, 2012
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Be Right Back.

You are online and someone sends you a IM but you dont want to talk. You say BRB, never reply again, eventually logout.
Person 1: yo lets play ball

Person 2: nahh

Person 1:WHY NOT

Person 2:...

Person 2: BRB

Person 1: ok

---30 minutes later---

Person 1: you playing or what?

---1 hour later---

Person 1: fuck this

Person 1 is offline.
by assviolater September 10, 2010
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