by bukkake December 1, 2004
Get the Eggplant mug.Eggplanting is a sexual ritual. Eggplanting involves 3 partners which 1 partner has to sacrifice himself to fullfill the circle of life throughout this ritual. The ritual consists of 1 female, 1 male and the sacrificial partner must be removed of all genatalia so that the gender can no longer be distinguished. You must acquire AIDS from a small African child then using chop sticks cut open the sacrificed partner's stomach and collect the blood mainly from around the bladder. Mix it in a Magic Bullet with Hellmans mayonaise, take that sticky mixture from hell and combine it with the African child AIDS. That is to be the lubricant for the disgusting action im about to describe. You use a woodworking jig to pry open the sacrificed persons ass cavern and in the process that may take years you slowly stretch the ass cavern so as to not rip the walls of the ass until it is large enough to fit u and ur partner into the cavern(remember that hell lube?) ya. once inside build a replica of Fort Sumter where u will role play as 2 army privates discovering rim jobs for the first time. now break through the ass walls like 1999. fuck you it was a good year.
A: Hey man, haven't seen you in 3 years, what's up?
B: I was eggplanting with Jerome.
A: Sick.
B: Yea.
B: I was eggplanting with Jerome.
A: Sick.
B: Yea.
by Illios1 November 6, 2016
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by ILoveTheEclipse September 3, 2016
Get the Eggplant tacos mug.another word for skeet, cum, and or penis milk. Say a guy is beating off his dick, sooner or later his eggplant juice will shoot out. It's basically sum sum i made up so whenever i'm talking about cum,it isn't obvious especially to peers.
a girl group:"tell us some details about what happened last night, with josh ."
Macy:" i was giving him a bj, and he jizzed his eggplant juice."
Macy:" i was giving him a bj, and he jizzed his eggplant juice."
by I LIKE ABELS EGGPLANT JUICE June 9, 2017
Get the eggplant juice mug.standing no taller than five foot one, she is an iconic history teacher at Rockport High School that roa.s the halls resembling a creature with the body of an eggplant and the head of a witch
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Get the Eggplancy mug.An act of sexual congress in which one member, having covered his or her hand in Cajun blackening spices (eg, paprika and cayenne powder), fists the other member in the anus.
Jenny gently rubbed the seasoning over her hand, and with a sly smile, proceeded to give her boyfriend the Cajun eggplant over and over.
by The Cajun Assbandit March 5, 2015
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