Edward Cullen
Staring/watching in a creepy, pervish way for way too long; acting like a pathetic cheesy romance vampire
Edward Cullen by athousandyears October 5, 2015
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a fictional vampire that makes pretty much every girl ages 12-21 wet whenever his name comes up.
the main male protagonist of the very overrated twilight series
the main male protagonist of the very overrated twilight series
Annoying girl: OMG Edward Cullen is so hott, stephenie meyer is so awesome lolol!!!!
Random Dude: Oh jesus, thats the 17th girl that ive heard babbling about edward in the last hour
Random Dude: Oh jesus, thats the 17th girl that ive heard babbling about edward in the last hour
edward cullen by Dr.Jester December 21, 2008
edward cullen
the biggest, ugliest, constipated-looking, non-homosapian to ever be alive. he just needs to get stabbed with a wooden cross and burn in a pit of lava
edward cullen by jamie kelsey June 18, 2009
Edward Cullen
The love interest in Stephenie Meyer's terribly written Twilight "Saga". Edward Cullen has bronze hair at first, but it changes severl times in the books. He's also sparkly, a vampire who doesn't actually drink human blood, and falls in love with the main character Bella, a Mary-Sue if there ever was one. Also the cause of a strange phenomenon I like to call the "Edward Cullen Complex" that causes young men to become wildly insecure because of a fictional character. They may gripe about girls having too high of standards, write lengthy bitter definitions of Edward on Urban Dictionary, and never get laid because of their insecurity.
These are typically the same young boys who look at Maxim, Blender and other trashy magazines, and compare women with the models in them-yet they somehow think being compared to Edward Cullen is unfair. Cute.
These are typically the same young boys who look at Maxim, Blender and other trashy magazines, and compare women with the models in them-yet they somehow think being compared to Edward Cullen is unfair. Cute.
Girl "Edward Cullen is sooo hot!"
Guy "It's not fair you expect me to be Edward!"
Girl "It's not fair you expect me to be Brooke Burke."
Guy "I still hate Edward Cullen."
Guy "It's not fair you expect me to be Edward!"
Girl "It's not fair you expect me to be Brooke Burke."
Guy "I still hate Edward Cullen."
Edward Cullen by Indeedit'strue December 27, 2008
Edward Cullen
The result of what happens when voldemort kills Cedric and he changes into a fairy that sparkles. Harry should be worried.
He stalks this stupid teenager called Bella Swan, and messes with her head. He more than likely has escaped a mental instution, having commited this crime a few years ago.
He is somehow able to have sex with Bella creating a child. However, he is supposingly dead, meaning he cannot have an erection, so I fail to see how that works.
He goes insane by one smell of her blood, yet is able to manage four days of her bleeding from down below due to her period.
Did I mention he sparkles? Well he does..
He stalks this stupid teenager called Bella Swan, and messes with her head. He more than likely has escaped a mental instution, having commited this crime a few years ago.
He is somehow able to have sex with Bella creating a child. However, he is supposingly dead, meaning he cannot have an erection, so I fail to see how that works.
He goes insane by one smell of her blood, yet is able to manage four days of her bleeding from down below due to her period.
Did I mention he sparkles? Well he does..
Yesturday, a guy crept into my room. He watched me all night but yet failed to get an erection when I changed.. He could be the brother of Edward Cullen!
Edward Cullen by failingsuccess December 20, 2010
Edward Cullen
A character from the Twilight series by Stephanie Meyer.
He is viewed by many readers as extremely sexy and most girls think he would make the perfect boy friend. He is loving, always want to do what is best for his love (Bella Swan), and is polite and level-headed.
He has messy copper hair and his eyes used to be green (!). Now, they change colour depending on how hungry he is, but they go from shades of brown to black, rather than being red beause he's a GOOD vampire. He would never feast on human blood, only animals.
In truth, he is overly protective and a complete creeper. He started watching Bella sleep at night before they even knew each other and stalked her into Port Angeles when they had only had a couple (very awkward) conversations.
He never leaves Bella alone and is an arsehat to her friends because they have crushes on her. (side note-every boy in the series has a crush on Bella because she's amazing like that).
He is viewed by many readers as extremely sexy and most girls think he would make the perfect boy friend. He is loving, always want to do what is best for his love (Bella Swan), and is polite and level-headed.
He has messy copper hair and his eyes used to be green (!). Now, they change colour depending on how hungry he is, but they go from shades of brown to black, rather than being red beause he's a GOOD vampire. He would never feast on human blood, only animals.
In truth, he is overly protective and a complete creeper. He started watching Bella sleep at night before they even knew each other and stalked her into Port Angeles when they had only had a couple (very awkward) conversations.
He never leaves Bella alone and is an arsehat to her friends because they have crushes on her. (side note-every boy in the series has a crush on Bella because she's amazing like that).
Edward Cullen by WhoNamesAPigAlgie December 16, 2008
Edward Cullen
Edward Cullen by Pandatic June 20, 2013