Ebola Voice

When your voice is so raspy, it sounds as if you are dying.

Bro 1: "Hey... man. What's... up?"

Bro 2: "DAYUM BRO what's wrong with your voice?"

Bro 1: "Sorry man... I have an Ebola Voice."

by Libaax December 16, 2014

Egirls/Eboys

Wannabe emo posers. Dress in Dolls Kill-type brand clothing and thrift store clothes but are usually middle class and spoiled af. They usually listen to shitty SoundCloud rap and think xxxTinct saved their life. Get tons of followers on social media for looking like if a brand designed knock-off emos, usually pasty cookie-cutter whitebread too but ~edgy~. Sometimes make completely insufferable (and completely stolen) art on Tumblr, possibly consisting of Hello Kitty doing meth with fake deep lyrics pasted into the description. Egirls are known to do ahegao faces. They will sometimes call themselves punk, emo, or goth without listening to the music. They also think that Billie Eilish and Post Malone are the pinnacle of music.

Some random: OMG have you seen those egirls/eboys I follow on Instagram? Why can't people like them exist outside of the internet <3
Anyone with a brain: Look in your nearest alleyway and you'll find better garbage.

by forlovers June 19, 2019

Ebola Monkey

A person who fakes being sick to get out of work. Also, one who knows there is a large work project going on and decides to act sick to leave the burden with everyone else.

"We just got this huge contract, and Alan is out sick again being the Ebola Monkey.

by ElecDrummer November 5, 2006

Ebony and Ivory

A song sung by Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney. Trying to unite white and black people, speaking out that evryone is the same underneath.

Ebony and ivory live to gether in perfect harmony side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord why can't we?

by InMe April 19, 2009

Emoly

a seemingly emo emily

Looky, Looky, here comes Emoly in her Emobile

by Emily March 24, 2004

ebony-jane

Ebony-Jane is a rare name but if you are lucky enough to know one then you will be envied. She is beautiful, caring, smart and also very random and weird in a good way. She can be quiet at first but if you are her friend you are very lucky. She is also extremely creative and an amazing artist and singer. Never let go of an Ebony-Jane.

Who's drawing is that?

Oh it's just Ebony-Jane, the famous artist's

by ilyasmmmmm December 20, 2015

Ebolious

Similar to being cancerous, when someone says, does, or has something extremely retarded that it creates a new way of giving you ebola worse than getting it airborne.

Dude your edge(hairline) is ebolious, your barber couldn't help you, call it shark teeth.

by Tyroniusmaximus October 26, 2014