The Brown Derby

The act of eating one's asshole from the sixty-nine position whilst driving an automobile. May also be referred to as Taint Misbehavin'.

Amy can't get enough of my tongue up her butt. Hell, just yesterday we participated in the Brown Derby on the drive over to her grandmother's house.

by Schlac Daddy September 24, 2006

Derby Kiss

An affectionate headbut, usually given by a person from the town of Derby, often known as 'nutting' someone.

Zidane and Materazzi after the 2006 world cup final... Materazzi called Zidanes mother an affectionate name thus, leading to a Derby Kiss

by GiorgiO May 14, 2012

derbadib

An extremely sophisticated way to pronounce the word "derivative". This pronunciation was derived during an AP Calculus AB course. Only the coolest and most calculus-savvy people are allowed to use this version of the word.

Moiz- "Hey, Brandon, we need to find the derbadib in order to calculate the total length of these infinite, infinitesimally small line segments in order to get the length of the arc."

Brandon- "Werp."

by PakiTrumpetBeast March 15, 2011

Derby wife

A roller derby soul mate, the woman who you knew from the first second that you'd been separated at birth, who will hold your hair when you throw up after drinking too much, arrange bail, ride in the ambulance with you and set your real husband straight on the Derby world.

Invented by Kacey Bomber of the Los Angeles Derby Dolls, if you don't have a Derby wife you ain't a Derby person.

(a Derby Wife) may not even be your best friend in the league or the sport, but she’d be the one you know will be the first one to back you up, even if you’re dead wrong. - 2003, Kacey Bomber, Los Angeles Derby Dolls

by Willy Callit January 25, 2010

Dyer Lane

A road in Elverta, CA off of Watt Ave that is known for being "haunted". Dyre Lane leads directly into Tan Woods Road, then Kasser Road. These three roads are supposedly haunted.
In the 1930's the KKK held secret meetings in the area. Along with this, there have been many deaths, including a cop killed mysteriously, a Rio Linda HS student murdered by gang members on Dyer Lane in the 80's, and a drunk driver, speeding, smashing into a tree, resulting in him being thrown out of the car and head on smashed into the tree, killing him instantly.
On the road, one can notice the bullet holes in signs, the trash and debris, building remains and couches on the sides of the road, the messages and body outlines on the road, etc.
Except for some houses on Kasser Rd and driveways that seem to lead to abandoned houses, Dyer Lane has no commercial buildings or resident activity.

His car mysteriously stopped running when he was traveling down Dyer Lane.

by dalopes916 March 21, 2009

Ridin Derby

A phrase which refers to a women's roller derby team conducting themselves in a manner that would serve to represent their players as dirty, skanky, slutty, outrageous, and audacious, all in an effort to convince people that they are cool. They just look dirty.

Hahaha. I saw those crazy pics of you on the internet after the game. You were really Ridin Derby!

by >>>AQUAFINA>>> September 19, 2009

brown derby

The incessant and immediate need to race to the toilet after downing a cup of coffee. The race is between you and your bowels. Hopefully you win!

Jay walking home from Sunday morning brunch with friends and all of a sudden starts sprinting towards his apartment

Mikal: Hey Jay where are you going?!?
Jay: I had too much coffee! I got a turtle pushing cloth!
Mikal: BROWN DERBY!

by Travis Urban October 18, 2008