Court Dwarf

A person in the lowest of the low position in any organisation--lower than the janitor in fact. A position so low that no normal human being would be appointed to it, except dwarfs and midgets.

Damn, this new friggin job pays me less than the court dwarf!

by Barnaby Joyce February 14, 2018

Dwarf Porn

Dwarf Porn is the recorded fluff bumping of small people.

Two small people bonking. Could include more than one midget or dwarf.

A classic Dwarf Porn adventure for example would be Snowwhite and the Seven Porn Dwarfs.

by Porno Andy May 8, 2012

dwarf's revenge

Pluto was originally one of the 9 planets in our solar system, then it got booted from the list for being too small. Now, it's back, and it brought it's dwarf friends with it!

Pluto is back with Ceres and Eris! That's what I call a dwarf's revenge.

by Obblie Gobblie March 4, 2008

dinkle dwarf

a man with a dwarf-like penis

1. matthew was ready so he whipped out his dinkle dwarf

2. matthew you are such a dinkle dwarf

by HORNYGREENMAN January 18, 2017

Borederline Dwarf

A term used to describe people who are a 2-3 inches taller than 4'10". Making them not "legally" a dwarf, but on the borderline of being such.

Paula Abdul, Dolly Parton, and Kristen Bell are all examples of a Borederline Dwarf.

by Seera Sea July 11, 2007

Poison Dwarf

A selfish, untrustworthy, deeply obnoxious or evil person of diminutive size, whose ostensibly unthreatening appearance allows them to fulfil their predisposition for causing unprovoked pain and suffering in an under-hand manner for anyone who has the misfortune to strike-up a friendship them.

When I first met her, I couldn't understand why her ex referred to her as the Poison Dwarf, but after 4 years of marriage, involving such unexplained occurrances as the slashing of her tyres and deliveries of excrement, not to mention the blatent lies about her working late, I think I'm starting to understand.

by Colin October 5, 2004

coat dwarf

/ kōt dwôrf/

Noun
a person who is of unusually or abnormally small stature because of a medical condition whilst residing in an outer garment having sleeves and extending below the hips.

Guy 1: Sup dude, you get with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Almost man
Guy 1: No way! I thought it’d be a sure thing. What happened?
Guy 2: We were hooking up in the coat closet when a coat dwarf jumped out at us.
Guy 1: Those coat dwarfs can be a real hassle, not as bad as the 90’s but still.

by Dr. Dizzle July 20, 2018