dumbledore

a bad bitch who doesnt care what you think and is secretly a basic white girl

when confronted by a wild karen dumbledore shook his head

dumbledore by massivemug April 29, 2020

Dumbledore

Dumbles is a manipulated Piece of shit.

The twat could has stopped two wizarding wars but no he didn't.

He was hot when he was younger tho

He new what Horcruxs were but because he like to play people like chess pieces he didn't even tell Harry he just went to drop dead because he didn't want to deal with a war with out being suspicious.

Dumbledore does have Dumb in his name that proves my point

Dumbledore by Dumledaddyswife September 11, 2021

DUMBLEDORE

When a person attempts to ejaculate on your face but misses and instead ejaculates on your chin and chest, giving the appearance of a cum-like beard.

Guuuuuurl, he tried to cum on mah face the other night but I backed up at the last minute and he ended up pulling a Dumbledore all over me.

DUMBLEDORE by LsnBOOBria March 10, 2022

Dumbledore

Noun- a bumblebee in West Country English (closest to original Anglo-Saxon Ænglic) found in UK's counties of: Cornwall, Devon, Dorset, Gloucestershire, Somerset and BANES (Bath and North East Somerset) extending historically to Wiltshire, Berkshire, Hampshire, Oxfordshire and Isle of Wight- alias "West Country". The chocolate box image of real England: God's own County; "that green and pleasant land", with many traditions, dance music, culture, very few undesirables, but with an horrific homicide rate if TV shows were real (Midsomer Murders, Hot Fuzz, etc. ), capital city: Brissol (Bristol).
Also empirically proven as the most trustworthy accent of UK, Cockney and Scouse being least trustworthy.

Adge Cutler: "Where that bloody dumbledore be? Bugger me! Stout as a blackbird, he was, an' all!"

Dumbledore by Yeracker March 16, 2022

Dumbledore

Slang a stupid person; fool. derogatory.

"Your name, the way you dress and posture indicates you're a dumbledore and most definitely a sheep."

Dumbledore by Piztachio May 2, 2022

Dumbledore

An idiot that gives 1000 points to Gryffindor for the act of breathing.
Also, someone who exploits someone by forcing them to protect a boy. The boy's father bullied him for years. The only reason this fucking idiot agrees is that the boy's mother is the man's love. Exploitation Level 10000.

"I love fucking Gryffindor"
"Dumbledore. Only cares about fucking Gryffindor, Slytherin's better."
"Shut up Serveus. I'm gonna tell the entire school that you're a fucking Death Eater."
"Fuck you Dumbledore."

Dumbledore by TelescopicFish May 21, 2023

[Dumbledore] 

The puppet in potter puppet pals that comes up randomly while naked

Person 1: GOD whos that naked puppet
person 2: THATS Dumbledore
Dumbledore puppet: NAKED TIME!!!!!!
Person 1: GOD!!!!!!

[Dumbledore] by minerva snape January 9, 2009