bummy= involves a guy that buys beer for bros, fucks hoes, runs cross country like a boss, has a hot sister, in four somes with ugly chicks. Dugan= flat as a board, and easy to nail.
-hey look its bummydugan!
-hear about that four some with bummy dugan?
Noun: A massive, colossal, over-sized, nearly un-flushable shit that makes a mockery of every toilet bowls' code of standards. Some of the more famous and celebrated Ditka dugan's have been known to incapacitate plumbing fixtures nationwide. One usually experiences the relief of pinching a Ditka dugan after a large meal, such as barbeque beef ribs or a hibachi dinner at a Japanese restaraunt. This form of dugan is most common among male adults.
This syonym for taking a "number two" memorializes the NFL hall-of-famer Mike Ditka, whose obvious portly/hairy appearance would lead any common man to believe that Ditka's dugan would triumphantly dwarf his own.
(on his way out of the office): "Janice, hold all my calls -I've gotta godrop a Ditka dugan. But I'll be right back."
A lifestyle of not giving a fuck about anyone but ones self. The ability to be independent and do anything and everything you want with your life. Like being emancipated and not having to worry about anything but yourself and keep yourself happy.
Usually after being in a horrible relationship for so long you go and just experience everything you were held back from!
Party, smoke, drink, and sex
Friend: You finally left that loser ass boyfriend, what are you going to do?
This is when you have a bald man, and his lady/ male companion which ever is perferable takes a shit on the top of the bald mans head to make a "Toupe".