DRUNK

see: happy

i feel drunk,... {barf}

by ANDY October 21, 2003

drunk

Normal operating condition. Several stages before being as pissed as a mattress.Still capable of most motor functions. Beer GPS not yet disabled. Low probability of self inflicted damage. Unlikely to become MPP. High possibility of continuing to {multiple} skanky bars in hi-jacked taxis. Waking routine normal.

"Not as pissed as a mattress, only a tad drunk"
"Drunk, fuck - no"
"Only one and a half bottles of gin, of course a bit drunk"
"No, I'm not drunk, it's called lateral thinking"
"I am drunk. Pass the bottle!"

by Taipei toecutter June 1, 2006

drunk

You're not drunk until you're not conscious....

He is not drunk
Who from the floor
Can rise and drink once more
But he is drunk
Who prostrate lies
Can neither drink
Nor rise

by thatsmrweedman2u June 11, 2006

Drunk

an acquaintance,usually a family member who can`t function w/or without a drink.
A person with a disease Known as alcoholism.An every day routine that is socially unacceptable.

MOM!How come DAD always pisses in the refridgerater when he staggers home at 2 AM?

by spikemiester45036 August 15, 2003

Drunk

a state of NIRVANA caused by alcohol.

I'm so drunk I can't lie down with out holding on and i'm loving every minute of it.

by n333m September 22, 2005

drunk

Bane of the convenience store third shift clerk.

God damn it the bar didn't kick them out before two, now I gotta deal with drunk bastards. Fucking bar.

by fucking drunks October 1, 2006

Drunk

shitfaced

you arent drunk if you can lie down on the floor without holding on.

by Tabitha and Amber August 13, 2003