The inability to control the wandering capabilities of your body. Usually involves complete lack of focus and/or a destination. Stoner Drifting most likely begins just after or within an hour after smoking. Most participants don't even realize it is happening until they find themselves thinking, "What the fuck am I doing over here?".
by Leo Dicaprio November 10, 2010
Get the Stoner Drifting mug.To drift aimlessly between subjects of interest, by finding them accidentally on a web search for something else.
"I was looking for information on the Holocaust and I found a lot of neat sites with historical facts about Germany."
"Oh, so you were google drifting."
"Oh, so you were google drifting."
by Hazybear December 24, 2005
Get the google drift mug.A UK based drift forum and parts shop, owned by D1GB champion Phil Morrison who all the forum members suck up to. The forum members are mainly keyboard warriors who spend all their time arguing on the forum and hardly ever attend drift days.
New member: Looking to get into drifting, what car should I get?
Forum regular: Use the search button noob, I own an S13 and I have 10k posts on Driftworks so I know better than you!
Forum regular: Use the search button noob, I own an S13 and I have 10k posts on Driftworks so I know better than you!
by asdf518 July 23, 2010
Get the driftworks mug.After ejaculating into a condom, proceed to taking it off and turning it inside out, then with brutal force pimp slap your lover with the condom from one end of the face to the other thus creating a drift like mark made soley from baby yogurt.
Greg, I totally tijuana drifted your mom last night, the impact was so hard her face was smoking.
I was going to tijuana drift my woman after i ejaculated, but when i pulled out i realized i didn't have a condom on, talk about a bad night!
I was going to tijuana drift my woman after i ejaculated, but when i pulled out i realized i didn't have a condom on, talk about a bad night!
by Saxon McCormick April 16, 2008
Get the Tijuana Drift mug.Friend 1: "Dude, on your flight, you need to request the bulkhead."
Friend 2: "Yeah, that can be good or bad." "On my last flight, I was seated in the bulkhead but had to deal with lavatory draft during the 5 hour flight."
Friend 1: "Bummer"
Friend 2: "Yeah, that can be good or bad." "On my last flight, I was seated in the bulkhead but had to deal with lavatory draft during the 5 hour flight."
Friend 1: "Bummer"
by MyahYvette June 14, 2009
Get the Lavatory Draft mug.when one person from a group of people is sent to the bar to buy multiple beers so as to avoid everyone having to tip on their own purchase. once money has been gathered from everyone, the person chosen as the mass drafter buys everyone's beer and then tips just as if he had only bought a beer for himself. the person required to mass draft is usually rotated throughout the night.
by wilson4 June 1, 2009
Get the mass draft mug.'As poor Oscar recklessly gouged his parched shit pipe raw, the entire kitchen was disguised in dung druff.'
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