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Chicago Droptop

A sexual technique whereby a male dunks his nutsack into a bowl of hot buffalo sauce, pours ranch and bacon bits into his partners mouth and proceeds to liberally dunk his saucy coin purse into his partner's mouth. Both parties may or may not choose to masturbate themselves or their partner aggressively during this process.
Man 1: There's nothing like a Chicago Droptop in hurricane season
Man 2: Or any season for that matter
Man 1: Preach. Gospel. Amen.
by KneeDeep March 27, 2017
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absolute dolt

The antonym of dolt. It was pioneered by the famous streamer Ninja, who recently died from ligma.
"You're an absolute dolt."
"Aww man, you really think so."
by jesus4204206969696 October 28, 2020
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doltez

(n):

1. Mistake; screwup; shenanigan.
2. Clumsy, awkward, or uncomfortable individual or establishment with no social skill, tact, or appropriateness.
3. Typographical or spelling error.

(v):

4. To mess something up, whether royally or in a minor way.

(adj):
5. A way to describe someone/something with qualities having to do with or related to a doltez.
(n):

1. Thanksgiving dinner was a doltez. I passed out in the laundry basket again and someone wrote "THINK ABOUT IT" on my face.

2. Helen said the guy she was setting me up with was nice, but he kicked my shins under the table the whole time with his Tevas and texted his dad and was generally a doltez!

3. I passed out from the pain before the tattoo guy finished my "ASSASSIN" tattoo and now I just got "ASSASS" written on my back! Total doltez!

4. Man, I just know I'm gonna doltez that 9/11 mural. I can't draw no crying eagle!

5. Is my resume bad? I posted that shit on Monster.com but only doltez employers ever call me. As if I would ever go work for someone whose business is "Scaggy's Escort Service and Laundromat."
by shirley boom December 23, 2010
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Drölf

an unknown number
only used in german language
by beer drinkers and weed smokers
Wie spät ist es? - Halb drölf
What time is it? - half to drölf

when you dont know what time it is
by Rodney Plopper July 26, 2003
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Droter

Drone Voter.

A person or group of people that votes based on who will give them the most free stuff
Obama only won because he convinced all the Droters that he would give them more free stuff from the Government dole.
by Rekd August 2, 2009
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Drol

Either a Pro Hormone or Designer Steroid, that has drol at the end of the name: Superdrol, Halodrol, Furzadrol, Methyl-Drol, etc.
Hey man you looking a lot bigger are you taking drol?
by Juggernaut LaRue October 11, 2008
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Dolton

A great friend with the exception that he can be a dick when he wants to be but you can't stay mad at him forever. He has our back when you need him and he's there when you're sad. Overall he needs to be more social and connect better with people.
Jess: Was that a friend of yours?
Me: Yeah, that was Dolton. He's a bitch.
by rose2202 February 8, 2018
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