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Dumbest Common Denominator

The most logically-challenged portion of the general population for which the most obvious warnings, posts, signs and instructions must be written or designed to avoid catastrophe.
On the lid of the coffee cup: Contents may be hot.
On a package of kitchen knives: Caution! Items are sharp.
On a trash bag: Do not place over head.
At a railroad crossing: No parking.
On a clothes dryer: Do not place children or animals inside.

"This is the dumbest sign I've ever seen. Do they think I'm a complete moron?"

"Dude. Gotta plan for the Dumbest Common Denominator."
by Upallnightagain September 25, 2011
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Drench

Drench is the female equivalent to a boner. It's also a euphemism for getting wet or being extremely attracted to a person.

Slang for the ladies.
Drench

If Jeff wears those tight pants tonight, I'm going to drench myself.

Drencher

I've got a drencher for my poli-sci teacher.

Drenching

She's been drenching over him forever but he just won't commit.

Drenched

Happy Birthday, I hope you get drenched.
by Purse Snatchers July 27, 2008
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Dreko

A Good Person That Will Never Fold Under Pressure Upcoming Rapper...A Quiet Person And A True Homie And A Real Dude
Dreko Is The Best
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Splooge Drenched Blowjob Queen

1. A South Park musical intended to get woman to want to give head.

2. A complete and total cum slut (men and women).
1- That cumdumpster over there is the splooge drenched blowjob queen from 'Drencher Quick Lee'

2 - Greg reigns as supreme splooge drenched blowjob queen of the gay bar.
by darth.nerdus February 10, 2012
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Denominalate

A combination of both "dominate" and "demolish", used in place of either of the two aforementioned words.
Red: "I was playing FIFA last night and I beat this guy 7-0"

Green:"Wow, you absolutely denominalted that guy"

Blue:"You ready to play? Hopefully we can denominalate like that tonight"
by Red Tea October 27, 2009
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Slowest Common Denominator

The kid in class who slows down the rest by having to get every last thing repeated to him/her 8 times before understanding it.
Teacher 1) I hear you got Tommy and Linda in English class. I had them last year. They're some really bright kids.

Teacher 2) Yeah, but I feel horrible. It's damn near Christmas and we still haven't finished basic sentence structure because Kyle still doesn't understand subject-verb agreement and he asks me 2 dozen questions per class that I've already answered.

Teacher 1) That's always so unfortunate, when the brightest in the bunch are put in the same classes as the Slowest Common Denominator.

Teacher 2) Yeah. I wish there was room in the budget to have more advanced classes.
by daphunkeefeel1 July 17, 2012
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Emoticon Denouement

When you're having a conversation with someone online and it starts to get boring so it slowly drifts into replies of emoticons until neither party replies.
Omar: Steve help! My convo with Sarah is drifting into an emoticon denouement.

Steve: Who the hell are you and why are you using my computer?
by Teetburger August 15, 2010
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