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Phillies Defense

a legal exemption for all citizens of Philadelphia for a variety of crimes ranging from rioting, prostitution, and parking tickets, when their sports teams do well.
1. "My friend Bobby got arrested for streaking through downtown Philadelphia after Game 4. He's exercising the Phillies Defense in court on Monday."

2. I'm offering up sex on craigslist for WS tix. If I get busted, I'll just use the Phillies Defense."
by FunThrax October 28, 2009
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Clench Defender

A straight male who attempts to protect himself from rape by clenching his buttcheeks together. Can commonly be observed in prison showers.
Prisoner 1: Look at Billy over there... he’s clenching his cheeks real tight.
Prisoner 2: Must be cause he dropped the soap... he must be a clench defender.

Tyrone: Shit mayne... I’m still comin for that double-wide surprise *inhales* gawd dayummm.
by Pooperfuc420tits April 27, 2020
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Pee-Wee Defense

The Peewee Defense is the defense employed during an argument by somebody who is bad at debate (or is trying to argue a really stupid point), generally when all other forms of defense have been exhausted or they otherwise run out of options. It consists of one individual attempting to turn the debate against the opponent by accusing them of the exact same statements being used by the opponent.
"Only an idiot would rely on the Pee-Wee Defense to win an argument."
"I know you are, but what am I?"
by Kipu October 23, 2013
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National Defense Authorization Act

Reason the "land of the free" A.K.A., the U.S.A, will lose all meaning and could very be the REAL apocalypse in 2012. Simply put, learning the Bill of Rights in school was a waste.

In a 93-7 vote, declares the entire USA to be a "battleground" upon which U.S. military forces can operate with impunity, overriding Posse Comitatus and granting the military the unchecked power to arrest, detain, interrogate and even assassinate U.S. citizens with impunity.
CANADIAN PERSON: What's this National Defense Authorization Act I've been hearing about, ay? Something about rights?

AMERICAN PERSON: I used to stand up for my rights.....but then I took an arrow in the knee.
by FreedomRider December 16, 2011
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cover 2 defense

Borrowed from football terminology, this is the protective posture assumed by any guy who thinks he is about to get hit in the nads. The dude quickly closes his legs and shields his crotch with both hands so that he doesn't get racked.
I told him that his Mom was hot and then immediately went into the cover 2 defense.
by whiteboyDJ October 28, 2009
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anti-slut defense

A female defense mechanism to ensure that others can will not, or should not, label her as a slut. These can be either excuses, resistance to advances, or blaming others for her choices.
Girl: "I can't sleep with you, I don't really know you."
Guy: "Ok, the anti-slut defenses have triggered I see"
by backtrackdefine June 27, 2016
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The Defender

Noun
Origin: The Simpsons
"The Defender" is a large cinder block on a chain. it is used by swinging in a circular motion to bash people's skulls in.
Bart: Omg, someone's broken into our house!

Homer: Bart, get the Defender!
by qwerty_21 November 23, 2009
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