A dude that get your hopes up about selling something that OBVIOUSLY KICKS ASS for a stupid cheap price and then flaking out. Rather intentional or otherwise...
Dude, don't be a doucheBrad!
by Officer Nail May 15, 2015
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He is often seen wearing a pair of sunglasses a wifebeater. Nothing can stop his greasy hair and fake Italian/New Jersian accent, for he as always dreamed of being a cast member on the Jersey Shore
He spends his days pointing at his biceps, following women, making promises he can't keep, blasting his shitty music, revving his car at anyone who dares walk "his" streets, lifting 20-pound dumbells while drinking Martinis, tanning while it's cloudy out, insulting anyone who wears the wrong brand shoes, complaining about his cellphone service, emptying gallons of spray deodorant, and banging your girlfriend.
He is often seen wearing a pair of sunglasses a wifebeater. Nothing can stop his greasy hair and fake Italian/New Jersian accent, for he as always dreamed of being a cast member on the Jersey Shore
He spends his days pointing at his biceps, following women, making promises he can't keep, blasting his shitty music, revving his car at anyone who dares walk "his" streets, lifting 20-pound dumbells while drinking Martinis, tanning while it's cloudy out, insulting anyone who wears the wrong brand shoes, complaining about his cellphone service, emptying gallons of spray deodorant, and banging your girlfriend.
by iSpeakDaTruthz March 4, 2011
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by PANTS727 December 4, 2010
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by bearjewib July 14, 2010
Get the doucheeater mug.The female equivalent of douchebag. A female who has exceeded the status of hoe-bag and whore, but just barely. A female who is attracted to male douchebags. A female who can normally be found mindlessly wandering around malls talking to nobody on a cell phone someone else is paying for, and over using the words "like" and "whatever", while wearing rediculous outfits and equally rediculous hairstyles.
Dean: " Man, that girl over there is really hitting on that guy with the tight-ass jeans and v-cut tshirt."
Jason: "Doesn't she know that guys is more likely into dudes? She's such a stupid douchehag"
Todd: "That guy is hot, I like his jeans"
Dean: "What?!? You're a douchebag"
Jason: "Doesn't she know that guys is more likely into dudes? She's such a stupid douchehag"
Todd: "That guy is hot, I like his jeans"
Dean: "What?!? You're a douchebag"
by i_hate_douchehags September 19, 2009
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Frat boys that drink their way through ivy league and graduate with the vocabulary of a 3rd grader, and go on to assume a position in municipal government. George Bush is a good example of a douchehack.
by stunnedsilence December 29, 2009
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