douchetentious

Adjective: Describing a person or act that is both douchey and pretentious at the same time. Often describes someone associated with academia or high society but also exhibits the characteristics of a douchebag. A douchetentious person often, on first impression seems to be honestly imparting knowledge or experience from lofty pursuits but is actually just bragging in order to impress or make themselves seem important.

It is hard to cite an example but it is easily spotted.

"Oh, I cant come to the cookout because I am leading a retreat to contemplate the life experiences of the great thinkers of our time. This person is douchetentious.

by novabeatnik March 18, 2014

Douchecrust

1.The crust that forms in a woman's vagina when she forgets to douche herself.

2. The extreme form of a Douchebag

Jenny: "I need to go and take care of all this Douchecrust."

Sean: "Will, You're such a douchecrust."

by Seanm35 March 3, 2007

douchemuncher

A person that enjoys feasting on douches. Also a very gay fagesh person

person one: wow that person is a royal douchemuncher!
person two: i know right!

by Essej yrurD December 22, 2009

Douchecati

Slang term for a Ducati brand motorcycle when it is ridden by someone who is inept, elitist, over-confident, or just using their wealth to show off. The rider (the douche) feels they are above riding any other more affordable (and more reliable) make of motorcycle.

"Did you see that rich prick on the brand new Douchecati? What a poser..."

by justamechanic May 7, 2013

DoucheCanoeFuckNugget

A guy who ghosts a girl because he is “moving out of state” even thought he just wanted to get with a different girl.

You are such a DoucheCanoeFuckNugget!

Damn DoucheCanoeFuckNugget!!

by Satan333 August 1, 2019

douchesuit

an ugly suit that makes one appear as a douche in front of a crappy "photo studio" canvas.

"did you see j bryan's douchesuit?"

"hey douchesuit! nice picture!"

"that douchesuit makes your hips look wide for a man"

by lambnugget May 24, 2007

Douchecenso

A person whom is both a huge douche and lacks common sense.
A friend incapable of formulating intelligent thoughts and at the same time is a complete douche.
A person whos douche level far exceeds that of the second largest douche in the room.

God mikey this party would be so much better if you werent being such a douchecenso.
I thought douche carmody was in the room the that douchecenso showed up.

by Alpha zeta June 3, 2009