Double Whammy

It's when a guy gets their dick and ego stroked at the same time. While jerking you off, a girl will repeatedly and in rapid succession give you compliments, engorging your dick and your ego, all while the dick stroker stares deeply into your eyes with an emotionless face.

Someone just gave me the ole Double Whammy. It was a nightmare but i'd like to try again for scientific purposes.

by JOEofPOWER November 23, 2020

Double Whammy

When your side piece and your main chick bump into each other. When you accidentally double book your hoes and they cross paths. Can end up in a threesome if planned accordingly.

I accidentally pulled a double whammy, now both my hoes are upset with me.

by sparky1221 May 3, 2023

Double whammy

Double whammy- Is most commonly know as having someone wack you off but not using there own hand they grab the person being jacked wrist and slowly thrust up and down using his hand while the control to his wrist is completely relaxed leaving your gay fuck buddy to to do the work with your hand until you bust.

My fuck buddy gave me a double whammy last night it was great
Pronounced: {duhbol–whaaaahme}

by Sqwahsqwah24 January 8, 2018

Double Black Whammy

The Double Black Whammy is considered the negro version of a dick sandwich but when one of the perpetrators falls asleep, the victim (usually white) performs a dick sandwich with a friend, not knowing that The Double Black Whammy even happened.

Gerald: Do you know of the Double Black Whammy.
George: I guess, but it’s just a bunch of coincidences and dick sandwiches. One day I’ll tell you the story of how I dick sandwiched Tyrone last night.
Gerald: Wait? You dick sandwiched Tyrone? His buddy Clyde told me that they dick sandwiched you while you were napping at his place.
George: Oh Shit...

by Cyka with no Blyat July 15, 2019

Double whammy

when you get robbed for your drugs and trap phone

bro took the food and the phone he did a double whammy

by YungHT May 4, 2021

double whammy

One person lays one their back , head tiltied chin up, and uses some sort of tin foil or bowl in their nose with flower or bud; then a second person lights the flower or bud and inhales through their mouth

Berkeley: Yo me and sammy did a double whammy last night and got high as balls
Mars: Thats so cool bro, maybe do it with me next time

by oopsies i did a whoopsies May 28, 2022

Double whammy

When you are having a late-night poop (whammy), and then while doing so you have a great idea (double whammy).

On the eve of her birthday, my girlfriend had a double whammy and realized what she wanted to do the next day to celebrate.

by Señor Beezerton May 25, 2023