Doffensive

Verb. A new tactic introduced by the San Diego Fire Dept circa. 2011,and continued into practice today, whereby your fire attack consists of going offensive, getting scared, going defensive for hours, then going offensive again and sending your men into an unsafe building. Famous examples include the University Ave and Kettlebell Gym fires.

"Hey man did you go to that fire last night?"

"Yeah, we burnt that place to the ground. It was a total doffensive fire"

by Sgt Shmuckleberry Hound June 21, 2013

Dorkface

A term that can be used as a name for a (best friend/ significant other)to describe thier overall dorkeyness.

Veronica, how can it be that you are such a dorkface?

by Mr. Bargdill August 24, 2006

doffer

To take off ones' hat as a sign of respect..

I just had to doff my cap to her like a true doffer.

by Corinne Mayhew January 19, 2008

doffensive

A driver who goes in the fast lane and maintains a consistent speed by breaking the speed limit and not getting caught by cop

We came fast and we were doffensive all the way

by tintedwindow July 8, 2007

dorfus actuator

(Noun): A technical name that can be applied to any instrument or device in which the correct name and function is not known.

Wife: "Honey, what is wrong with the car; why won't it start?"

Husband: "It looks like we're going to need to get a new dorfus actuator"

by It's over your head April 22, 2009

doffle

A cross between a donut and a waffle as no one has bothered to make a generic name for this phenomenon yet

"These doffle's are on point"

by Basic Bitch 95 August 15, 2016

g-dorf

The act of fisting using a purple glove to replicate the purple aura of ganondorf's "b-move" in super smash brothers

"Yo, Chad I g-dorfed Suzy last night."

by themaskedharraser September 26, 2013