Doofer

An essay/paper on which you will recieve an F. NOT a test or oral report.

Incorrect: I just wrote a doofer.

Correct: I just sqeezed out a doofer.

Correct: I just plopped a doofer on the teacher's desk.

by Cameron the 1337 December 22, 2005

dooter

A bitch ass, lame ass, trifling ass, good for nothing nigga.

"You fuckin dooter."

by zynetchie April 9, 2021

Doofer

(N) any object or thing. Also can be used as an insult to describe an unintelligent person by realting them to an inanimate object (similar to call someone a wall)

Ugh you are such a doofer

by Gurlycake February 19, 2019

Pooter Dooter

A very horrible smelling fart. When performed in a car, pooter dooters will often cause automobile accidents when the driver and/or passengers pass out due to the horrible stench.

Lisa: Mom guess what?
Mom: What sweetie?
Lisa: I just layed a big 'ol pooter dooter!
Mom: *passes out and causes a 30 car pileup*

by The Dooker June 11, 2016

doofer

A derivative of 'That'll do for it' - as in, just the gadget you need to complete a task.

Phonetically 'That'll doofer it' - shortened to 'doofer'.

It is commonly used today as a lazy substitute for the name of an item you can't remember. A wotsit, thingy, thingamajig etc.

"Could you hand me that doofer?"

"I need a doofer to mash potatoes easier"

by Dana-Michelle May 18, 2005

Dooter

Slang for a homosexual male, particularly those who enjoy dressing in female clothing.

Bryan: Hey did you hear about Jason?
Thomas: No what happened?
Bryan: Well apparently he's a dooter.
Thomas: I had no clue man.

by 2pistols April 2, 2019

Doofer

A hamburger packaging device that contains your hamburger during consumption, licensed in Australasia by Burger Fuel, an award winning gourmet hamburger franchise.

This hamburger tastes much better in a Doofer

by Roland Matthews January 26, 2007