donut

Cop food. That's why the motherfuckers are such fat pigs.

You know what's the stupidest way a cracka ever got himself killed? Trying to rob a Dunkin' Donuts. Before he could say "Hand over the money!", about 10 cops who were all eating there shot his dumb ass. They done turned that fool into Krispy Kreme.

by Nick D May 28, 2003

Donut

Nickname for crappy spare tire you're not supposed to drive more than about 40mph on.

"try and never drive on donuts."

by SDA July 26, 2003

Donutting

Donutting is the act in which a female punctions a whole through the center of the donut with her partner's shaft and slides the (preferably jelly or cream filled) donut down the penis. She then proceeds to bite the donut til it has been completely consumed. At this point, she licks the rest of the jelly/cream off of the penis.

When my girlfriend donutted me last friday, it felt sooo damn good!

by Sex Explorers November 13, 2003

Donut

Name of the character in the popular machinima series "Red vs Blue" which is based on the antics of the Red and Blue teams in Blood Gulch, Halo.

"Private Donut reporting sir!"

by ReZeroX November 13, 2003

Donuts

Street slang for methadone

"Hey got any donuts?"

"Yeah son I got a whole dozen"

by Lizzy October 13, 2014

donut

Code word for douche bag when kids are present. (If you text the word douche bag it auto-corrects to the word donut. Perfect!)

Paul is a donut.

by NotJessica1 November 14, 2011

Donut

A round delicious pastry that is commonly eaten for breakfast

Kid: "Mom can we buy donuts?"
Mom: "Sure"

by I_am_Zoey September 5, 2021