donkey dick

when a person (not specified if man or woman.) has a huge fucking dick

sir/ma'am you have a donkey dick

by donkey dicker January 9, 2019

donkey dick

those humongous tips people put on thier Honda's exhaust to make them as loud as they can possibly be.

check out john's donkey dick. must've traded his riding lawn mower for that car.

by NateHam September 24, 2005

Donkey Dick

What peta and kyle like to tell each other they have when their gargling each other's balls.

Kyle: You want me to gargle your sac? Then say I have a donkey dick.
Peta:Oh yeah. I'm a fag and you havea big ass donkey dick!

by Peta's Mother(A.K.A. Minny at the Topless and Ove March 17, 2003

Donkey Dick

The cherry of your cigarette being abnormally long as a result of taking too long of a drag.

You donkey dicked my cigarette, asshole!

by sonnytruelove January 23, 2009

Donkey Dick

In Hillbilly terms this also means baloney. Especially the baloney that comes in the long rolls.

Woman fix me a Donkey Dick Sandwich!

by miles long October 30, 2003

Donkey Dick

Really big piece of weed

Yo JJ, break up that 4 oz donkey dick so weez can smokes sum.

by JAY June 29, 2004

Donkey Dick

This term is used by some Rednecks, referring to Summer Sausage

Hey Duane! Cut up that donkey dick, so we can eat!

by Matt Whiteside January 17, 2008