by donkdom69 January 26, 2019
Get the donkmug. n. in poker, a player who will call any bet rather than fold, even when their cards are bad. Named for the ignorant and unmoveable donkey, the "donk" won't ever move out of a hand and fold, no matter how much you bet. Thus bluffing does no good against donks, so you might as well not even try it. Especially infuriating when these donks end up getting lucky on the turn and the river, coming up with great hands when any reasonable person would have folded long ago. See also "calling station"
I had aces in the hole. I bet huge on all streets. This stupid donk keeps calling me with 7-4 offsuit, and hits a 7 on the turn and a 4 on the river to beat me. Man, do I hate donks.
by benjasdad-2000 June 21, 2009
Get the donkmug. 1. (adj.) unintentional mispronunciation of the word "drunk" (when used as an adjective, inappropriate for usage as a verb), normally because the inebriated person is unable to correctly pronounce the appropriate word
2. (adj.) intentional mispronunciation of the word "drunk" when used as an adjective because the person saying it, usually a bum, thinks it is humorous
2. (adj.) intentional mispronunciation of the word "drunk" when used as an adjective because the person saying it, usually a bum, thinks it is humorous
1. As I stumbled into the backseat, I reached for another Milwaukee's Best and said to Roof, "Shi-att, Bainz is so donk!"
2. When I walked through the Pender dancehall doors, Swain greeted me and said, "Man, Lode brought his bottle o' Old Man tonight; he's gonna be so donk."
2. When I walked through the Pender dancehall doors, Swain greeted me and said, "Man, Lode brought his bottle o' Old Man tonight; he's gonna be so donk."
by P'tainz January 23, 2013
Get the donkmug. by DonkDetector August 26, 2005
Get the donkmug. A Donk is a 71-76 chevy Impala or Caprice. That sits on 22 to 26 inch rims the higher the better. Donks are mostly found Down South.
by MIA port June 14, 2006
Get the donkmug. she got a donk(x50)
by Poison Slang August 7, 2008
Get the donkmug. Black people call Chevy Impalas Donks. Donks are bought mostly by black people nowadays...mainly by drug dealers or rappers. Donks usually have ugly bright "candy" paint that you can apparently eat...yes I would love to see someone try that. They usually gut the interior only to put stupid Coach or Gucci fabrics...usually fake. They replace the regular dash with a digital one...so it looks like a spaceship cockpit. Then they put a ridiculous sound system because they want the whole world to hear them play their cuh-rap (as if they're not loud enough). The worst part of it all is that they put on huge ass rims on them. They look so stupid like that...like monster trucks. They're so focused on "shining" that they forget to invest in proper suspension and braking...eventually being wrecked as they couldn't stop in time and rammed someone.
by sgdfgs December 3, 2006
Get the donkmug.