Bot Dongle

The biggest dingleberry to ever live, considered to be a bot dongle.

Hey! Who's that bot dongle over there?

Oh, that's Jo. He's the dingliest bot dongle ever!

by Dinglebryness April 5, 2021

john dongle

(n.) an exclamatory expression similar to diddly squat that most commonly means "nothing" but can have other meanings depending on the context
(adj.) silent, not making noise

I don't wanna hear john dongle out of your lying mouth, Katie.

by CosmikJack January 13, 2017

dongle hell

Dongle Hell is a special type of hell. It is a place where owners of modern apple electronics (Macbook 2017+, iPhone 7+) go to suffer for the rest of eternity to deal with dongles and a multitude of connectors & cables. Due to Apple's lack of physical ports for connections that are still very popular at the time of this writing, June 2017, users are forced to buy dongles and/or cables in order to use their connections that Apple apparently considers "legacy." Dongle hell could entail dongles for aux ports, USB 3.0 and below, SD card slot, HDMI and more.

You got the new Macbook Pro? How's dongle hell been treating you?

by RossThompson666 June 26, 2017

Dongle Bar

- A turd or half turd stuck in your butt hairs

-Multiple dingle berries into a giant conglomerate of shit tied in your butt hairs.

- A dingle berries older bigger brother

after lackadaisically wiping my ass, post bowel movement , I stumbled upon a dongle bar during the morning shower.

Jon suffers from dongle bars, because he does a poor job of wiping his ass after he shits

by Bocaburglerr June 11, 2011

Bare Dongle

People who make up alot of stuff you say "you chat bare dongle" Almost as if you chat shit.

I found £5000 yesterday - you chat bare dongle

by johnace01 March 29, 2011

Dongle-Gobblin

One who smells their own testicle sweat

"When I got back from running the other day I scratched my balls then forgot and scratched my nose"

"Dude you're such a Dongle-Gobblin"

by DJ Mammoth January 28, 2009

crap dongle

A theoretical, invisible master key of technology, attached to a company's computer network, that keeps all of it's technology running smoothly and seamlessly. It is usually possessed by a single IT system administrator and is automatically disconnected when it's owner is out sick or on vacation, thus ensuing immediate system failure. It's existence has never been proven, and much like a black hole's vacuum of light, is only visible by it's surrounding aura of destruction and chaotic effects.

Bruce left and took his crap dongle with him, now our computers and servers have been down.

by daniel Tamez January 19, 2008