Divorce/Breakup Olympics

When two people who were once madly in love have broken up and are now breaking their necks to see who can re-couple fastest and proclaim their happiness loudest to all spectators. It is a long game with undetermined rules, and no one is sure exactly how the game is won.

Did you see John's photos on fb of his marriage to his girlfriend of two weeks? He is in-it-to-win-it in the Divorce/Breakup Olympics!

by Starlee Meeko May 29, 2010

Divorcery

The anniversary of ones divorce.

Happy Divorcery!!

November 27th is my divorcery party! Wanna come have a few brews in celebration with me?

Me and my new girlfriend are going out on the town and then heading back to the house for some "divorcery" sex!!

by tenchu0siris November 16, 2011

divorceaMoon

is the act of after your divorce party going on a trip with your new found hot lover.

Vern is going to be my hot cabana boy in Costa Rica for my divorceamoon.

by singleyeah! June 10, 2015

Divorce Dust

Glitter

Blake, you have some divorce dust on your forehead.

by Adam Philipz September 13, 2017

Mexican Divorce

Leaving your wife's head on the side of the road.

Juanita wouldn't shut her fat face so i just got a mexican divorce.

by alejandro1182 October 11, 2011

Divorcerary

The anniversary of your divorce / break-up..

Let's go celebrate, today is my divorcerary & I want to PARTY!!!

by Quasar2012 December 31, 2012

divorce

The same thing as a tornado someguys gonna lose his trailer house

I heard Johns living behind Walmart after his divorce

by theholyhabenero December 14, 2013